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Used car salesman, they have no bar association.
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. --William Shakespeare
Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's. --Billy Wilder
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment unless you trust enough. --Frank Crane
When I'm trusting and being myself as fully as possible, everything in my life reflects this by falling into place easily, often miraculously. --Shakti Gawain
Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe -- Claudia Black
Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's. --Billy Wilder
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment unless you trust enough. --Frank Crane
When I'm trusting and being myself as fully as possible, everything in my life reflects this by falling into place easily, often miraculously. --Shakti Gawain
Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe -- Claudia Black
Hey that is very good , but I like Bill's more then others
Did he not say Hang the Lawyers ?
What, as lawn fertilizer?
Suppose I'd say the lawyer. Not much carbon mass on those little Ally McBeal types.
A lawyer. When you are buying a used car, you might even get lucky and get a good one....
It's easy to bash a lawyer...until you need one. 
Why don't snakes bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Why don't snakes bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Lawyers are presently suing Sea World because they think the whales are "slaves" and should be freed under the 13th Amendment.
So, for now, I'll say lawyers. Though PETA is even worse.
So, for now, I'll say lawyers. Though PETA is even worse.
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It's easy to bash a lawyer...until you need one.
Why do you think we charge so much?
When people laugh at us, we make them bleed cash through their anus.
It's a win/win situation.
Words cannot break us. But we will break their bank balance and do it with a smile.
Either way, I'll blame capitalists
Lawyers are a necessary facet of civilization.
Used car salesmen are a necessary evil of capitalism.
Bad lawyers are empowered by capitalism.
This is the world we've made. Or, at least, these are the United States we have wrought. Can't say much about used car salesmen in Madagascar, as I've never heard of any, although, apparently, they exist
Lawyers are a necessary facet of civilization.
Used car salesmen are a necessary evil of capitalism.
Bad lawyers are empowered by capitalism.
This is the world we've made. Or, at least, these are the United States we have wrought. Can't say much about used car salesmen in Madagascar, as I've never heard of any, although, apparently, they exist
With used cars ask for the carfax. But if your going to pay an arm and leg for a lawyer, what's the best way to make sure your getting what you paid for?
When your life's on the line I'm sure every lawyer joke you've ever heard will come back to haunt you.
When your life's on the line I'm sure every lawyer joke you've ever heard will come back to haunt you.
Why do you think we charge so much?
When people laugh at us, we make them bleed cash through their anus.
It's a win/win situation.
Words cannot break us. But we will break their bank balance and do it with a smile.
Lawyer are the predators on people in misery
Very good, but you could say the same about a lot of doctors, and they don't get the same bad press lawyers do.
Telemachus:
Its pseudoprogressives who use gay terms like "rights" and "self-esteem" suing Sea World.
Auraca:
Its not just lawyers that feed at that trough-- everyone in this thread does.
Lawyers aren't suing Sea world.
Its pseudoprogressives who use gay terms like "rights" and "self-esteem" suing Sea World.
Auraca:
Don't tell me other's misery doesn't make your smoothie taste sweeter.
Its not just lawyers that feed at that trough-- everyone in this thread does.