Jokes and Funny Stories II

[Truck Captain Stumpy]

and along those lines:

 

[Truck Captain Stumpy]

 

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Brought to you by the Southern chapter of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)

 

[birch]

what is the synonym for a hot mess?

quantum entanglement

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

i don't get it. gorilla cages have bars with a very wide berth relative to a tiny fly and it can just leave, so why would it go apeshit?

i don't even get it in a figurative sense or literal like what does ape and shit particularly have to do with a fly?

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Flies are very attracted to shit.

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