Jokes and Funny Stories II

A dyslexic bank robber walks into a bank, pulls out a gun and yells, "Everyone's airs in the hand! This is a fuckup, Motherstickers!"

The bank gaurd who is also dyslexic, thinks, "He's superically physior, I'd better back for waitup".

A family full of lexdisticks
Were in a mouse made of tricks
Let's all go sairsup
An they went going back up
An finished in the mentbase of Styx

:)
 
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