But you made your "argument" with absolutely no premises, i.e., it was supported by nothing! Of course, then your argument is totally empty. No logical person would have made such an argument with a thought of being taken seriously, hence "moronic".
Besides I'm not a theist, I study world mythologies. An anthropologist, really.
Alas your argument really did sound like coming from a man of faith, you wanted me to believe your word without stating any supportive facts.
p.s. Do you think that any person who quotes the Bible is a theist? If so, then your inductive skills are really not something to be proud of.