It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts.

[Prince_James]

TW Scott:

I would have you put forth proof that it was paperhanging, considering even history books address it as the Beer Hall Putsch.

TheoryOfRelativity:

Can one trust someone to fullfill their promises and assert their positions without a knowledge of their character?

 

[Hapsburg]

It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts.


Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:


* Candidate A

o Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


* Candidate B

o He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


* Candidate C

o He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital
affairs.


Which of these candidates would be your choice? And why?

It's a trick question. A is FDR, B is Churchilll, and C is Hitler.

I'd vote for me.