I'm your God
- Thread starter shedevilx
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I am a kind God but ye shall feel my rath! (I like doing that). And work on your spelling.... Diety?
Enough, insolent dog!! Above reference suggests thy God is a bit overweight maybe. Perhaps young Varlot, thy filthy tongue be cut out lest you be nice. A sacrifice seems to be in order. Yes, that would amend the present. All you need do is give up all wanton desires of the flesh and replace it with a vow of celibacy. Too easy? I think not, for thy God shall see that you are seduced by the most promiscuous of voluptuous temptresses each and every waking hour. The rest of you take heed.
Enmos
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Simon Anders
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Rath?
Besides, I am a mere human. It is quite well known that humans make spelling mistakes. God, on the other hand......
I prefer 'cur'.
seems like we've got a phoney Jebus here,,
after all ,wouldnt an ALL KNOWING god KNOW it ALL
Simon Anders
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You also seem to have competition from shedevil. Or are you really, why it's like Hinduism, two forms of the same.......deity.
Dum....dum.....dum
No mistake.....You must research this to find God's hidden meaning. It's typical of my bible verses. You know the game. If I meant wrath you would have heard the 'W.' Another red mark in your book of life my insignificant litttle insect person.
Incur my wrath and feel my rath are 2 different things my mortal dowhateverIwanttodowith friend.
Simon Anders
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Oh, I did. God managed to speak through you. God said, this guy can't spell rath and he's commenting on your spelling. Dead giveaway. But you can keep playing with him for a while.
Whom 'you' made. Once the bully says he is tougher than his target, the very act calls into question the assertion. Better to have kept mum.
Yes, it is impossible to feel someone's rath. Unless you want me to feel your 'Irish mound' which sounds like a come on.
Work with me here and you will become a better God impersonator. Work against me and you'll come off as a poor man's OT Jehovah.
Simon, nice name, it's like this....do you remember reading about Cain slaying Abel, especially the part when I asked Cain where his brother was? Do you think I didn't know? Per our recent discussions, nothing has changed for me. In fact everything is status quo. There is nothing I have to be concerned with.
You on the other hand have experienced something new. A rare chance to actually converse with the creator. What you think and what is said about it afterwards I already know. Years ago when I made everything, it was my sole intention to play out the conversation between the two of us at this appointed time. This scheduled interlude is pointless for me but not for you.
Here's what I want you to do but bear in mind I already know. Spread the word that God will no longer converse with man on any level. There simply is no need for a deity of my omniscience to do so. Is it proof of my being? Don't answer for me.
I have a question for you Jesus....Why's your dad such a douche?
Im your god
if you were my god youd look something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Zhym6MStQ
HA HA HA
if you were my god youd look something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Zhym6MStQ