If you could make up your own religion, what would it have in it?

[GeoffP]

I know, I know.

Is Holland for sale?

 

[spuriousmonkey]

I know, I know.

Is Holland for sale?

I'll bet they give you money to take that dump.

 

[Blue_UK]

If you could make up your own religion, what would it have in it?

Crusades.

 

[Reiku]

I have already conditioned my God. My God cannot be omnipotant. He/She can be very powerful, most powerful of all, but not omnipotant.
My God is not bound by human desires, neither is He/She concerned with sexual desire or for what we eat, or for what we might wear.
My God only wants to be recognized.