Hello,
I am new to this board, and I would like share my theory about earthquakes, without anyone calling me crazy...because I know people of science are known to believe stuff without any evidence....take "String Theory"...obviously something somebody just made up while tripping balls on mushrooms....anyway I digress.
I believe the cause of this latest round of earthquakes is Draq's new girlfriend. There is clear evidence that correlates her "jazzersize" routines with ground tremors. These tremors trigger faults all over the world....causing major quakes.
(j/k Draq! )
I am new to this board, and I would like share my theory about earthquakes, without anyone calling me crazy...because I know people of science are known to believe stuff without any evidence....take "String Theory"...obviously something somebody just made up while tripping balls on mushrooms....anyway I digress.
I believe the cause of this latest round of earthquakes is Draq's new girlfriend. There is clear evidence that correlates her "jazzersize" routines with ground tremors. These tremors trigger faults all over the world....causing major quakes.
(j/k Draq! )