Au revoir, FSM. We scarcely knew ye, but probably too much anyway
Au revoir, FSM. We scarcely knew ye, but probably too much anyway
I recall you called him "easier pickin's" prior. An apology might be in order, but that's his call.
Is your ego feeling any better? Can we maybe not presume too much about my failure to respond to Very-Important-JDawg? Thanks.
Can I trust you to do the same? I don't know if you recall this or not, but I've been making two arguments over the course of the thread. Let's see if you can dig those up. So, to use your new, assassination-free dialectic here: is it memory or honesty? I do give you permission to jog my memory as often as it needs to go walkies.
No.
Oh noes! I haz been struck with a straw man!
Before running for the goal line, maybe you could define how I was using "works". As in...
Le voila.
Let me refresh you here, Columbo: your point there was that there were no unicorn-based religions, and I infer you meant this around the time the FSM was invented. (Which is probably wrong, actually, as I think My Little Pony enthusiasts and wannabe Wiccans capable of just about anything.) But there were no pasta-based religions at that time either, so your point is kind of moot; Henderson could have written up something else, but didn't, which is regrettable. You seem a little desperate to defend the FSM. Why? Surely we could replace it with something better?
It is; internet, debate, in the halls. In the classroom actually less since my professor at the time was diligent about pointing out the practical implications. Now, that still makes it a bad contrast compared to unicorns and pixies and the like, but it did get around my second complaint, which I didn't mention, and wisely so I begin to think. Unfortunately, there's a tendency to slap the FSM around as a general attack on religion. This is stretching the initially badly chosen analogy too far.
Well, I see that I'm arguing against a pre-conclusion here, which is my job done for me: your rejection of my modest proposal seems to be a little biased. I'm happy to stick with just "whether the FSM is more absurd than the Christian God" as per the title, but can you consider such a question in an unbiased way?
Yes. I compete in the "100 Yard Breaking Down Logical Filibusters" category. I expect a gold, based on previous achievement if nothing else.
Please to continue.
Ha. In that there's no empirical support of just about any given religion (excepting those few who will, no doubt, drop by the thread just to complain about how Buddha was a real guy, dude) then dogma is what's left.
As above, so below:
Don't get too hung on the pejorative implications. Look, in no way was my premise with that point to imply that you attack God with such a concept - what, exactly, would it do? - but rather the concept thereof. I think I've been pretty explicit and fair about that, so stop this nonsense.
Note my use of the phrase as a concept, above. In the human sphere.
Nice try, though.
Er, in the context, I can think of little less dramatic than your sequentially blinkered responses to my two points.
Ohh noo: cherry-picked examples in a fatuous setting. Well now whaddamigonnado? :bawl:
Cynicism in application, not in the source material. Tsk.
Yes, yes: I force you into dishonesty. Dishonesty to fight dishonesty. This may sound a bit petty, but: so you're admitting to unethical bias because you think I'm debating dishonestly. That sounds strangely like the subject of the discussion: a false caricature versus an unknown. Does life parody art, or art life?
Tell me something here: do you understand what I mean by "contrast"? I've been using the word quite a lot, and I'd like to know you get what I'm saying.
I'm giving it all I've got, but I can't force myself to care.
And I want your gushy support because....? :shrug:
The point is that the Raelians actually (as far as I can tell) do believe in their version of reality. It's not raised farcically. Now suppose Henderson had, instead, decided to suggest that the school board adopt a curriculum consisting of aliens taking the place of all religious figures with the intent of...guiding humanity to some kind of mental nirvana, apparently, so that the teaching of any kind of evolution was unnecessary, and religion too, while they were at it. That's not a perfect parallel, but it's right off the top of my head; substitute in "aliens made humans out of goo" and you'd be on the money - an alternative explanation for life with about as much intellectual weight and support as ID yet still a more parsimonious parallel than the FSM. If you feel Raelism doesn't make sufficiently strong empirical claims about the reality of nature, pick the above. Simple.
Au revoir, FSM. We scarcely knew ye, but probably too much anyway
I did not mean at all that Sarkus is dumber than me. Even if I thought his argument was weaker (which I do not), that would not in any way imply that he was any less intelligent than I am. It's a pretty cheap tactic to stir the pot in such a way. I think an apology is in order.
I recall you called him "easier pickin's" prior. An apology might be in order, but that's his call.
Is your ego feeling any better? Can we maybe not presume too much about my failure to respond to Very-Important-JDawg? Thanks.
That would be fine, except that isn't what you were arguing against. You argued against its effectiveness as a parody. Do I need to go back and quote those posts, or can I trust you to be intellectually honest enough to own up?
Can I trust you to do the same? I don't know if you recall this or not, but I've been making two arguments over the course of the thread. Let's see if you can dig those up. So, to use your new, assassination-free dialectic here: is it memory or honesty? I do give you permission to jog my memory as often as it needs to go walkies.
You know what you were really arguing, and you know that I know it, and you know that I know that you know, and I know that you know that I know. You know?
No.
Busted.
Oh noes! I haz been struck with a straw man!
Before running for the goal line, maybe you could define how I was using "works". As in...
KingGeoff said:Unicorns. Aliens. The Loch Ness monster. FSM was a bad contrast to begin with and it hasn't got any better.
Le voila.
If I agreed with you, I'd be happy to say so.
Let me refresh you here, Columbo: your point there was that there were no unicorn-based religions, and I infer you meant this around the time the FSM was invented. (Which is probably wrong, actually, as I think My Little Pony enthusiasts and wannabe Wiccans capable of just about anything.) But there were no pasta-based religions at that time either, so your point is kind of moot; Henderson could have written up something else, but didn't, which is regrettable. You seem a little desperate to defend the FSM. Why? Surely we could replace it with something better?
It isn't used as a panacea attack on religion.
It is; internet, debate, in the halls. In the classroom actually less since my professor at the time was diligent about pointing out the practical implications. Now, that still makes it a bad contrast compared to unicorns and pixies and the like, but it did get around my second complaint, which I didn't mention, and wisely so I begin to think. Unfortunately, there's a tendency to slap the FSM around as a general attack on religion. This is stretching the initially badly chosen analogy too far.
This particular thread asks the question of how the FSM is more absurd than Yahweh, and for people who understand that Yahweh is an invention, we understand that they're essentially the same thing.
Well, I see that I'm arguing against a pre-conclusion here, which is my job done for me: your rejection of my modest proposal seems to be a little biased. I'm happy to stick with just "whether the FSM is more absurd than the Christian God" as per the title, but can you consider such a question in an unbiased way?
You're quite the linguistic gymnast! Will we be seeing you in London this year?
Yes. I compete in the "100 Yard Breaking Down Logical Filibusters" category. I expect a gold, based on previous achievement if nothing else.
If dogma is central in "essentially" all religions...
Dogma is the established belief or doctrine held by a religion, or a particular group or organization.[1]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogma
Please to continue.
then you could say that Pastafarianism is an attack "essentially" on religion, rather than simply dogma (even though it is dogma being attacked, rather than the concept of religion, which does not necessitate dogma).
Ha. In that there's no empirical support of just about any given religion (excepting those few who will, no doubt, drop by the thread just to complain about how Buddha was a real guy, dude) then dogma is what's left.
As above, so below:
Dogma is the established belief or doctrine held by a religion, or a particular group or organization.[1] It is authoritative and not to be disputed, doubted, or diverged from, by the practitioners or believers. Although it generally refers to religious beliefs that are accepted without reason or evidence, they can refer to acceptable opinions of philosophers or philosophical schools, public decrees, or issued decisions of political authorities.[2] The term derives from Greek δόγμα "that which seems to one, opinion or belief"[3] and that from δοκέω (dokeo), "to think, to suppose, to imagine".[4] Dogma came to signify laws or ordinances adjudged and imposed upon others by the First Century. The plural is either dogmas or dogmata, from Greek δόγματα. Today, It is sometimes used as a synonym for systematic theology.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogma
Don't get too hung on the pejorative implications. Look, in no way was my premise with that point to imply that you attack God with such a concept - what, exactly, would it do? - but rather the concept thereof. I think I've been pretty explicit and fair about that, so stop this nonsense.
But to then say that Pastafarianism is an attack on the concept of god would be incorrect, because gods do not require religion. Deists, for example, believe in certain concepts of god that do not include any religion. So, to reiterate, Pastafarianism is a parody of religion, not an attack on god.
Nice try, though.
Note my use of the phrase as a concept, above. In the human sphere.
Nice try, though.
Oh, so we're back to admitting that you have a problem with FSM as it was originally intended? Well that certainly makes my past-quote of you above less dramatic.
Er, in the context, I can think of little less dramatic than your sequentially blinkered responses to my two points.
Anyway, you're wrong, and I suppose I'll have to restate my reasons, since the last effort didn't stick: The parody only works because the device is a known invention. You don't parody McDonalds with Wendy's, you parody McDonalds with McArches, or McGreasy, or anything that makes it not the thing itself but a familiar stand-in.
Ohh noo: cherry-picked examples in a fatuous setting. Well now whaddamigonnado? :bawl:
I don't know where you came up with the idea that FSM being cynically motivated works against it. Cynicism is the source of all parody, chief.
Cynicism in application, not in the source material. Tsk.
As to how the conversation is furthered by "such coloring" I can only say that you force my hand with your dishonest debating tactics.
Yes, yes: I force you into dishonesty. Dishonesty to fight dishonesty. This may sound a bit petty, but: so you're admitting to unethical bias because you think I'm debating dishonestly. That sounds strangely like the subject of the discussion: a false caricature versus an unknown. Does life parody art, or art life?
Tell me something here: do you understand what I mean by "contrast"? I've been using the word quite a lot, and I'd like to know you get what I'm saying.
It's a good attempt at a save, but no.
I'm giving it all I've got, but I can't force myself to care.
If you had actually punctured the FSM, I would thank you for doing so and compliment you on helping me learn something new. I tend to get a bit misty over Sciforum writers who teach me things, even when those ideas contradict ones I previously held. That's why I pretty much gush over anything Aqueous Id writes, and why Skinwalker was one of my favorite posters, way back when. If you were in the right on this topic, you'd be another one of my heroes here at Sciforums. Alas, you're completely wrong.
And I want your gushy support because....? :shrug:
How could it possibly be? The FSM is a parody of Intelligent Design. Raelianism, while claiming that we were intelligent designed by aliens, does not make junk scientific claims to support its theory. Instead, the founder claims to have found a crashed spaceship, and an alien inside who gave him the whole story, so it's not any sort of contrast at all for Intelligent Design. Mormonism maybe, but not ID.
The point is that the Raelians actually (as far as I can tell) do believe in their version of reality. It's not raised farcically. Now suppose Henderson had, instead, decided to suggest that the school board adopt a curriculum consisting of aliens taking the place of all religious figures with the intent of...guiding humanity to some kind of mental nirvana, apparently, so that the teaching of any kind of evolution was unnecessary, and religion too, while they were at it. That's not a perfect parallel, but it's right off the top of my head; substitute in "aliens made humans out of goo" and you'd be on the money - an alternative explanation for life with about as much intellectual weight and support as ID yet still a more parsimonious parallel than the FSM. If you feel Raelism doesn't make sufficiently strong empirical claims about the reality of nature, pick the above. Simple.