Actually, I could do the same, find you a category, such as "Fart". So you would be a member of fart. You see, if we classify others according to mode of thinking, we can end up anywhere.
Just as I share similar type of discourse with atheists in terms of defining monotheistic crimes against humanity does not make me an atheist. But if you like you can call me an atheist and imagine in your head as I am one.
You already know where could I imagine you if I liked. Yet it does not help the topic.
You can imagine anything you like and I can have an opinion on it. When you reject the institutions that organised religion provides and live like an ape I'll believe you are one. Apparently right now you are in a zoo