Unfortunately for you, I know for a fact that Cheerios exist and you will be jailed and tortured for your blasphemy.
*Runs away*
THERE IS NO GOD BUT FRUITY PEBBLES!
See, atheists enjoy playing these word games, they just can't admit they lack belief but sustain disbelief, thereby making their claims entirely faith-based...
I love word games, puns, verbal banter, that Hepburn-Tracy shit.
Unfortunately, they're no fun when there's one person patiently explaining something and the other runs around screaming about how I'm gonna burn in hell.