This is a little dialog that tries to illustrate the position of the common garden varitety atheist. We atheists and theists can dissect it and have some fun if you want. Or not.
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“Look! That house is on fire!”
“Where?”
“Over on that island.”
“Oh. I don’t see any smoke.”
“But look! It’s glowing orange.”
“I don’t see any flames.”
“Bu t the glow. It’s definitely on fire.”
“Could it just be the warm lighting from the windows?”
“Don’t be rediculous. Lights don’t glow that color of orange. We must do something!”
“Well, I think we need to get some binoculars or a boat and get a closer look.”
“Look. I told you, it’s burning!”
“Umm... I don’t think so...”
“We need to call the fire department, The EMT’s, the news...”
“Woah there. No smoke? No flames?”
“You don’t believe me?”
“Well, I just don’t have enough evidence until we get a closer look. I think we need to prove that it’s burning before we alert the whole township. It looks just like a warm glow from the windows to me.”
“NO. Look. It’s obvious it’s burning. We need to alert everyone. And then we need to study this house to see how it contains the fire with no visible smoke or flames. Then we need to pass an ordinance that all houses shall be built according to the plan of this one.”
“Based on...?”
“Its amazing flame and smoke suppression design! Are you blind? Just look! It’s on fire, but no smoke or flames!”
“Err, that’s what I’ve been saying. It’s not on....”
“Look. If all you’re going to do is stand there while this house burns, I seriously question your morals and your sanity. What kind of person would want to keep such a house design from the public? I’m calling everyone. Just because you don’t believe the amazing properties of this house dosen’t make it untrue.”
“Ok. Right. All I’m asking is that we get some evidence that it’s really burning.”
“Evidence? Why don’t you just go and prove to me it’s not burning?”
“Huh? I never said...”
“Right! You can’t can you?”
“But I never claimed anything about the house! You came over and told me that a house that looks fine to me is burning. All I asked was that you show me some proof that it is before we...”
“Arrgghh! I can’t believe you! Do I look like I have a boat? Can I go over there and prove it’s burning? And you don’t have a boat either. You can’t prove it’s not.”
“But I’m not claiming it’s not, I just don’t see any signs that it is! It looks like an ordinary house to me. I just want to verify that it’s really burning so we don’t get everyone in an uproar and start forcing useless building codes on people and...”
“Look. Why don’t you quit claiming it’s not on fire and give me a hand calling the authorities? You’re can even help me with the legislation for the new house safety act.”
“I’m not claiming...”
“Fine. You won’t accept the obvious when it’s staring you in the face.”
“I just want you to give me some proof of your claims that the orange glow is really fire and that the house is amazingly constructed to contain the smoke and fire.”
“Why should I? Why don’t you just prove it’s not? If you can’t I rest my case.”
But you’re the one who started it. You’re the one who’s saying...”
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“Look! That house is on fire!”
“Where?”
“Over on that island.”
“Oh. I don’t see any smoke.”
“But look! It’s glowing orange.”
“I don’t see any flames.”
“Bu t the glow. It’s definitely on fire.”
“Could it just be the warm lighting from the windows?”
“Don’t be rediculous. Lights don’t glow that color of orange. We must do something!”
“Well, I think we need to get some binoculars or a boat and get a closer look.”
“Look. I told you, it’s burning!”
“Umm... I don’t think so...”
“We need to call the fire department, The EMT’s, the news...”
“Woah there. No smoke? No flames?”
“You don’t believe me?”
“Well, I just don’t have enough evidence until we get a closer look. I think we need to prove that it’s burning before we alert the whole township. It looks just like a warm glow from the windows to me.”
“NO. Look. It’s obvious it’s burning. We need to alert everyone. And then we need to study this house to see how it contains the fire with no visible smoke or flames. Then we need to pass an ordinance that all houses shall be built according to the plan of this one.”
“Based on...?”
“Its amazing flame and smoke suppression design! Are you blind? Just look! It’s on fire, but no smoke or flames!”
“Err, that’s what I’ve been saying. It’s not on....”
“Look. If all you’re going to do is stand there while this house burns, I seriously question your morals and your sanity. What kind of person would want to keep such a house design from the public? I’m calling everyone. Just because you don’t believe the amazing properties of this house dosen’t make it untrue.”
“Ok. Right. All I’m asking is that we get some evidence that it’s really burning.”
“Evidence? Why don’t you just go and prove to me it’s not burning?”
“Huh? I never said...”
“Right! You can’t can you?”
“But I never claimed anything about the house! You came over and told me that a house that looks fine to me is burning. All I asked was that you show me some proof that it is before we...”
“Arrgghh! I can’t believe you! Do I look like I have a boat? Can I go over there and prove it’s burning? And you don’t have a boat either. You can’t prove it’s not.”
“But I’m not claiming it’s not, I just don’t see any signs that it is! It looks like an ordinary house to me. I just want to verify that it’s really burning so we don’t get everyone in an uproar and start forcing useless building codes on people and...”
“Look. Why don’t you quit claiming it’s not on fire and give me a hand calling the authorities? You’re can even help me with the legislation for the new house safety act.”
“I’m not claiming...”
“Fine. You won’t accept the obvious when it’s staring you in the face.”
“I just want you to give me some proof of your claims that the orange glow is really fire and that the house is amazingly constructed to contain the smoke and fire.”
“Why should I? Why don’t you just prove it’s not? If you can’t I rest my case.”
But you’re the one who started it. You’re the one who’s saying...”