More than anyone else, Islams rejects the 'right to worship
Ironically, as an American, I don't see what's so special about this idea. Exploiting a "right" that one would refuse another is the habit of the ruling trend. Sure, it sucks. But for the first twenty years of my life, Christians tried to lay down the law about everything from what one thought to what one said to what music one listened to ... all the way up to controlling how one governs their body. Over the last ten, the general political movement of Christianity drifted toward a habit of claiming persecution when society refused to accede to such injustice: "
My rights are being violated if someone else's are not being taken away. My equality is violated if I am not superior." Take a look at the gay fray in the U.S. The Judeo-Christian objection to homosexual unions depends on that very idea: "American virtue is violated if Christian virtues are not held as law." Gays aren't "redefining" marriage. Marriage was already "redefined." Homosexuals merely ask to be recognized according to equal protection under the law. Specific churches will not be forced to approve of gay marriages. But the social presumption based in Christian superstition is what is being undermined inasmuch as Christianity itself is no longer reason enough in the US to deny people equal protection under the law--a guaranteed right according to the US Constitution.
Now, admittedly it comes into stark contrast when the situation is so polarized that people are dying
en masse. But in the new world era of the United Nations and international cooperation and so forth, Muslims have never been treated equally. They literally have
no compelling reason to join us in this venture, and
every reason under the sun to be wary, frightened, or even paranoid.
It is
extremely difficult in light of the Western sociomoral example, to advise with any straight face that Muslims should undertake such a soul-chillingly total apostasy in order to save themselves
from themselves.
I look at it like a dialogue between the Judeo-Christian Westerner and the International Muslim:
JCW: Things are a mess over there.
IM: Tell me about it.
JCW: You're going about it the wrong way, you know.
IM: When we figure the right way, we'll let you know.
JCW: Look at us. We've managed to come a long way since the days of killing one another and everyone else over our opinions of God.
IM: And in the meantime your sons and daughters think less and less of themselves; you stand in luxury atop mountains of corpses and broken lives; you depend on a massive poverty class; most of your people are medicating in some form or another, be it Prozac, liquor, cigarettes, marijuana--
JCW: Now wait just a minute! You know, you all are selling us the heroin and the hashish.
IM: You buy it. You want it. Look at your own country. The crack wars. In poor neighborhoods, people were so desperate to get out they would kill and die over cocaine. You have a fashion called "chic heroin". Your efforts to keep children away from drugs makes them more likely to do drugs. Ask yourself: Why are you so unhappy?
JCW: Who says I'm unhappy?
IM: Your Christians--they're so civilized that they don't kill one another as our poor, uneducated people do. But they still like to hurt people; they just do it in other ways.
JCW: Bullshit.
IM: How, bullshit? A decade ago, Christians tried to strip the legal rights of gays.
JCW: No, they didn't.
IM: They were stopped at the ballot box except in Colorado. In Colorado, they were stopped by the courts.
JCW: At least we have courts. At least we have a justice system. And besides, I don't see you all being nice to gays.
IM: As you point out, our justice system does not accord with your idea of human rights. Then again, we have bigger things to worry about than inventing new ways to punish gays.
JCW: Yeah. The ones you have are bad enough. Join the twenty-first century, bub.
IM: Don't take that tone with me. Every time we start catching up, you fuck with us.
JCW: Bullshit. No we don't.
IM: You overthrew a popularly-elected Prime Minister in support of a brutal tyrant in Iran.
JCW: We didn't install Khomeni!
IM: What?!
JCW: Never happened, dammit.
IM: Right, but--
JCW: But nothing! Get off it. Overthrew a popularly-elected Prime Minister in support of a brutal tyrant in Iran. Never happened! Why do you Muslims always lie about history? The Jews this, the Americans that! We never overthrew a popularly-elected Prime Minister! We did not install Khomeni!
IM: I was talking about Mossadeq, dammit!
JCW: Calm down! Why are you yelling? There's no need to yell, dammit!
IM: Why am I yelling?
JCW: Yes! Why are you yelling? I'm just trying to have a conversation here! I'm just trying to be polite, dammit! Why is it so hard for all you Muslims to be polite?
IM: What are you talking about? Where did that come from?
JCW: Well, first you lie and say we installed Khomeni. Then you start yelling for no reason. What the hell is your problem?
IM: I never said you installed Khomeni. I said we did.
JCW: See? Like I said. And why the hell would you install Khomeni if you're not evil?
IM: If we're ... Whatever. We had nobody else to turn to.
JCW: Why? Why not organize and democratize?
IM: You know, we did elect a Prime Minister who you overthrew.
JCW: Goddamit! How many times do I have to tell you we didn't install Khomeni?
IM: Why are you yelling?
JCW: Because you keep lying and accusing us of installing Khomeni.
IM: Now listen! I'm telling you about Mossadeq! His name was Mohammad Mossadeq! He was elected by the people of Iran to the office of Prime Minister! The United States government helped overthrow him in order to bolster Shah Reza Pahlavi! The man brutalized his own people. Forced them to wear suits and ties, and shave their beards and act like Americans--
JCW: Oh, God help you, more American!
IM: Forced them to wear suits and ties and shave their beards and act like Americans and he built the thrid-largest army in the world, and the most feared secret-police organization since the Nazis, and all with your help! We overthrew him and--
JCW: And installed Khomeni. Good for fucking you. Why the hell did you do that in the first place?
IM: We had nowhere else to turn.
JCW: Why didn't you organize? Democratize? Take hold of your own destiny? Nobody can do it for you, you know.
IM: You're impossible. I mean--
JCW: Oh, I'm impossible? That's it? I'm impossible? What are you going to go strap some dynamite to your chest? Huh? Why is it that all you Muslims can do is threaten people and try to kill them? Jesus Christ, man! I'm just trying to have a fucking conversation! I'm just trying to be polite, goddamit! Jesus, I just want to help! And here you get all fucking terrorist! What's your goddamn problem? We want to help you, but all you Muslims ever do is lie and accuse us of installing Khomeni and threaten to blow us up! It's no fucking wonder nobody likes you!
IM: I mean, we haven't even gotten to Iraq, Palestine, Saudi Arabia--
JCW: Yeah. Saddam Hussein, "Hezbollah", some idiot king--all Muslims, I might remind you. Why do all you Muslims hate freedom?
IM: I--
JCW: The Taleban! They were Muslims, you know.
IM: Orthopraxically speaking, yes. But they, like Calvin, defined God in their own image.
JCW: Who's Calvin?
IM: (bangs own head against wall three times) You know, if you don't like the Taleban, why did you spend so much effort training them and then supporting their political authority?
JCW: How dare you blame us for their actions!
IM: We don't blame you for their actions. We blame you for your contribution to the authority that justified those actions.
JCW: What? We don't justify the Taleban. We just knocked them out. Stomped them. Crushed them. God, that's low. They blew up our towers, dammit! How dare you disparage the innocent!
IM: You trained them. You funded them.
JCW: I did not! I was a child, then. Why are all you Muslims so ridiculous?
IM: I had thought we were speaking in general terms here.
JCW: Why do all you Muslims just generalize and hate people?
IM: What?!
JCW: I mean, we're just trying to help you people since you can't help yourselves. Show a little gratitude. We're trying to be nice, dammit!
IM: Is that what you call it?
JCW: You know, that's just sick. Here I am trying to be polite. Trying to be helpful. And all you can do is accuse me of lying. Why--
IM: What?!
JCW: Why is it that all you Muslims ever do is accuse people of lying? That's just so wrong!
IM: You're kidding, right?
JCW: What do you mean, I'm kidding? What? Lying is a holy thing for Muslims.
IM: O ... kay. Whatever you say.
JCW: Damn right. And another thing, it's rude to lie like that. I mean, I'm just trying to be polite here and you get all rude and shit. What the hell is your problems? Why are all you Muslims so rude?
IM: I don't think there's anything left to discuss here.
JCW: Oh, is that the way it is? No more time for talk? What are you going to go strap some dynamite to your chest? Why are you Muslims always threatening to blow people up?
IM: Gosh, it's a mystery to me.
In addition to the tradeoff that comes with apostasy, which is in itself generally unpalatable to the monotheist, there is a certain incoherence about the Western outlook that only complicates the effort of trying to pitch apostasy as a solution to what ails the Islamic world.
It took Christians nearly two millennia to figure out how to reconcile apostasy with faith and pretend happiness. And they've been on a steady gain until the last century, and some would say those gains continue. Yet we're asking for Muslims to go from a broken people amid the tatters of a former empire to world's whipping boy to twenty first century savant in an impossibly short period, and throwing monkeys at the wrench the entire time.
Even in America, we understand--or at least did even into the Clinton era--that money does not buy happiness; rather, it only numbs the pain of unhappiness for a short while. Yet money is pretty much all we have to offer. We're a nearly-psychotic nation, largely drugged out of our skulls, wrapped up in ridiculous fights over how much of our traditional morality is actually moral, and frightened so senseless of the world that we're lashing out with the largest, most powerful army in the history of humanity. Muslim children who kill do so for family, for God, or for some larger identity politic. In the US, children who kill often do it for drugs, money, or psychosis. While I think a Palestinian would probably, in the moment, appreciate a Los Angeles drive-by with a MAC-10 to an Israeli rocket up the ass, I won't assert that it's a compelling invitation. In the Camusite misery of the Absurd, there is no comfort to be found in God; certes, I prefer our Western problems to the Islamic world's problems, but I don't pretend a doctrinal assertion against is an attractive option from the outside.
Right-to-worship issues (beyond prayer in school debates) have existed in the US into my lifetime. We were still arresting witches in the 1970s. I believe it was the British who finally axed the last of their old witchcraft laws in the early 1990s, but I don't actually recall at the moment.
In the end, yes, there are some right-to-worship issues in the Islamic world that demand immediate address. But there are deeper, more important issues to work with. Its tedious, and the pitch for apostasy as a solution is only complicated by the poor sociomoral example we set in the United States, which certainly gives the Islamic world every reason to think thrice before trusting us.
It's not so much a matter of making things "easy" for us and our Islamic neighbors. Rather, it's a matter of not going out of our way to make things harder.