God is a woman

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God is a woman. You say to God, 'hey God...are you there?' And God replies ‘if you don’t know, then I’m not going to tell you.’ But you don’t hear a reply, because God is giving you the silent treatment because you offended her by asking the question in the first place.
 
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God is a woman. You say to God, 'hey God...are you there?' And God replies ‘if you don’t know, then I’m not going to tell you.’ But you don’t hear a reply, because God is giving you the silent treatment because you offended her by asking the question in the first place.
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That is a good answer!!!!
 
According to George Carlin, God is a man.
Because a woman would never fuck things up this badly...
 
to **** up something...we need to know what existed before it that was not ****ed up.
And since we don't and are just a bunch of self hating humans, lets not jump to conclusions.
 
draqon said:
to **** up something...we need to know what existed before it that was not ****ed up.
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And you plan on being an engineer?

And since we don't and are just a bunch of self hating humans, lets not jump to conclusions.
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It's not "jumped to", it's self-evident.
 
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