God is a liar and I have the proof!
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on what grounds are your premises trustworthy (particularly your second premise)
These are great arguments. Also, why would God put a tree with fruit, called 'The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil' right in the middle of the Garden of Eden, and then tell Adam and Eve that it is forbidden to eat the fruit? Talk about temptation! What is it that we naturally thirst for?... knowledge! This alone is far greater temptation than any serpent could offer.
This, on the other hand, is a load of crap. Go watch 'The Number 29', I think your suffering from the same psychosis.
That's right it doesn't make sense, until you realize that an allegory isn't about making sense it's about remembrance.
Kinda like this poem:
The Ramble Twins Crab Liverish;
Scaly Scorpions Are Good Water Fish.
(Ram-Ble = Ram, Bull; Twins = Twins; Li-Ver(ish) = Lion, Virgin;Scaly = Scale; Scorpion = Scorpio; Are = Archer; Good = Goat; Water = Water Bearer; Fish = Fish)
That's because you are an uneducated idiot. You have no idea what YOU are talking about. YOU have not done ANY research so YOU HAVE NO CREDIBILITY HERE! You and all those like you don't know how to think for yourself, you let others do that for you!
Here is the proof idiot!
Get lost!
Bingo.
The way you interpret it doesn't make sense. If you read it exactly as it is written, it does.
You are worse that a christian. :bugeye:
Incriminating Convoy
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According to certain claims, the whole bible itself is a collection of allegories.
yes, that's what QE keeps saying.
Incriminating Convoy
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Yet, you seem not to understand what he is getting about. That allegories are in the bible. In the Bible there are a lot of references to the constellations in the sky. QE and others claim that Jesus is an allegory, and if you have actually read this page, http://members.cox.net/deleyd/religion/solarmyth/christ2002.htm
it makes a lot of sense. And maybe, just maybe if you read the whole website dedicated to this solar mythology and the bible you might get somewhere with what QE is saying.
Hmmm... mods getting a bit tolerant I see. I think I'll start a nice series of flame threads. Should be fun.
Sorry, not proof.
Besides, you contradict yourself...
You say every verse is an astrological allegory, and yet, in the original post of this very thread, you are insisting that we take the verse,
Genesis 2:17 (KJV)
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
exactly, literally, in today's language and grammar, how it is written, in order to prove God a liar.
Talk about twisting things to suit your 'beliefs'
Sorry but I get pissed when some loser with no knowledge of the subject at hand has the nerve to call me a crazy. I won't tolerate that kind of B.S.. Look at all the evidence I put forward to support my claims and then come back and talk. Till then, I have no use for some fool and his/her willful ignorance.
I don't need to be here educating you people on this stuff. You can go on with your pointless, fruitless, circular arguments over morality and how science can prove that creationism is wrong and all the other nonsense. I don't need to be here, I'm not learning anything new from you people so what's in it for me? I can spend my time researching and fuck teaching, instead I'll just worry about me. Then you people can live in blissful ignorance just the way it was before I got here. Then you can go back to calling M*W a nut because it makes you feel better to believe the world is flat. How would that be?
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO TAKES IT LITERALLY I AM NOT!
I AM SHOWING YOU PEOPLE JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID THE POSITION OF TAKING THE BIBLE LITERALLY IS!
GET A GOD DAMNED CLUE!
IT IS PROOF READ IT FOOL!!
I think you miss the point
Christians commonly draw criticism for taking something as literal in one instance and allegorical in another.
You are doing the same thing (in the name of defaming christianity).
Why should you be given any special credence?
I argue the Bible from the literal Christian perspective and then turn around and show that the reason the arguments are failing is because the Bible is not based on literal events, it's an allegory.
I can't help the fact that your IQ isn't high enough to understand that.
apparently mine isn't either.
I've never seen a christian twist the bible so much. well, maybe Fred Phelps does.....but..ya know.
actually there is philosophical phenomena where radically opposed dualities bear a striking similarity to one another.apparently mine isn't either.
I've never seen a christian twist the bible so much. well, maybe Fred Phelps does.....but..ya know.
For instance fascism, despite being the ideological opposite of communism, is practically identical in terms of effect (compare stalin and hitler)
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