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.... set fire to cardboard effigys of the cardboard people. But a cardboard person accidently got mistaken for an effigy, and was set alight. In response, the leaders...
 
of the free cardboard worlds invaded a random country to combat this threat. The country they picked was finland, because it had many forests from which they could make more cardboard people. The fins ...
 
...however, were impervious to cardboard bullets and cardboard cluster bombs. They were able to defeat the cardboard tanks by throwing water on them, making them go all soggy and fall apart. One of the cardboard stealth bombers accidently flew through some clouds and lost structural integrity. A cardboard nuke fell out, and landed in.....
 
Kotka. An inhabitant of kotka found the cardboard nuke and sold it to Iran. There the Iranian scientists used this cardboard blueprint to make a real nuke. They...
 
showering them with gifts, money and virgins. It was all accepted with typical finnish warmth. Except for china which got nuked for abusing people in sweatshops. The world
 
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showering them with gifts, money and virgins. It was all accepted with typical finnish warmth. Except for china which got nuked for abusing people in sweatshops. The world
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.............was saved, but unfortunately the virgins were 25 year old male virgins with a virtual rape fixation. So this caused..........
 
.....untold misery. In fact it stunned them into a vow of silence that lasted seventy generations. Finnaly one man spoke, he said:"...........
 
...by God you look nice put away your money i'll buy you a slice, she said thanks i'd rather a slice of you, i'm just kidding but that's awfully nice of you.. the compliment meant....
 
....that she really wanted a slice of his brain for her evil experiments. After drugging the man, she dragged him into her basement and.....
 
...decided to talk to him diplomatically and using the latest technology such as wireless communication devices, intercoms, plasma television, and 20Ghz frequency for best reception...
 
.......when she saw his teeth she said "Great scotts are you a thief seems like you've got a mouth fall of gold teeth" Ha ha ha had to find that funny, so i said "no child i work hard for the......
 
the United States of America, who's had her capital blown up many times in this story. Coincidentially,.....
 
the illusional freedom had vaporized into thin air, as though air was not thin enough, the ozone hole everexpanding, the rockets with insignia's of nations all ready for beggining of new era...
 
uranium from the planet X, said to be uninhabited since world war IIXVIIVX...so the question is?........................................
 
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