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.. eating Sly whole, right in front of the entire moon of Ganymede, in her magesty. Zion, hearing the news...
 
...stole the cookies from the cookie jar. She went into a hysterical state....
 
When instead all they had to do was get themselves a ticket, pick a technique, and weapon, that is if they want one for...
 
Jacko's elephantiasis had reached his genitals, placing his oversized nuts in a wheelbarrow he proceeded to walk towards the little boy's room whereupon he.....
 
..started to remember all those flashy city nights, with neon. Yes it was the neon that...it was the neon...
 
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... he remembered "huffing" the neon... or was it the freon...
The world became 6 dimensional, and flatland lay far behind as the cogs started shedding their teeth...
 
.. into dust. Then Jacko remembered a life that he had never lived. It was Sylvia Browne's life. He now knew that arsenic was the cure for his wretched disease. Upon this discovery, a comet hit Ganymede,...
 
who looked stunned for a minute, then picked it up and, gathering all his strength, hoofed it across the road into the garden of number 43. Mr. Treacle busied himself with daffodils, blissfully unaware that...
 
murder Mr. Treacle's wife, who he wrongly presumed was responsible for poisoning his dog last summer when that business with the car-parking rights got out of hand. Studiously ignoring Jacko and all his babbling about "Ganymede" and "6-dimensional flatlands", Mr. Treacle put down his trowel and...
 
...went to sleep. Jacko murdered everyone in the Treacle household, and passed out from having too much neon in his system. When he awoke, he realized that Bubbles, Sly, the Treacles, and Ganymede never existed, and that his real name was...
 
Mr. Treacle, who awoke, musing upon the strangest dream. "Put the dinner on, Mrs. Treacle - I'll be right in, the sun's getting to me!" Mr. Treacle shouted to his wife. "Ooh, 'ang on, I'll just give these borders a trim," Mr. Treacle muttered, completely oblivious to the fact that his 'wife' was in fact...
 
ex-army, a former marine who was once belonged to the infamous Black Death Squadron and who in reality was Ben Dover, an American transvestite masquerading as Mrs. Treacle in an effort to .....
 
...infiltrate ordinary everyday British society and somehow thereby gain access to the "neon-freon-mondo-beyondo-6-dimensional-specially-modified-enigma-code-translator", which - it was alleged - could actually...
 
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