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Cordoba's glove compartment along with Tattoo's smegma collection, it smelled god awful but he was forced to wear it so he would appear inconspicuous at the....
 
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You realize, of course, "Rick", that there is no logical basis whatever behind your utterly, completely, and absolutely erroneous assumption that aliens would, in fact, possess hair of any kind, on any portion of their bodies...!!!

I suggest you re-locate this "Guy Blah Blah" gentleman (a person of some standing, was he ?), and make an effort to accumulate some additional evidence to support what seems to be quite a contentious claim indeed...

In addition -
Quit smoking all that "dope" !
It'll make ya fart a lot at inopportune moments, and nobody likes chronic flatulence !

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Wilmet said:
...he watched as they boarded the roosters onto the puddle-jumper to...
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...fly them to a planet replete all the corn a cock could consume !
Unfortunately, just as they were about to settle in for the momentous journey...
 
Absane handed them a coupon for a free weekend at the Neverland Ranch with Michael Jackson. It was then zion and his Alien...
 
...friend Bubbles returned to the limelight (overjoying Jacko). Zion and Sly (don't forget; he's still in this story!) departed promptly but Michael didn't go, claiming a headache and opining that he'd rather 'stay home and blow bubbles' than go on yet another space journey. The chimp had no comment. As the ship began to blast off...
 
while rainbows and lollipops trailed behind the intergalactic starcruiser. the fuel was the joy of little boys, and it was running low. jacko has had a hard time obtaining new sources since the.....
 
...apocalyptic star fusion of 1987. There was one place within local space where this resource could be found: Ganymede, the happiest of Jupiter's moons. However, the happy little boys of ganymede were protected by 15 foot tall inhabitants of the planet. In order to steal the boys' joy, they would have to...
 
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...offer up harbor seal pups, their cute widdle eyesies all rimmed wit' frost from the wispy cold breezes on the icepacks, their cuddly pristine fur as yet unruffled, for the 'secret ritual', which consisted of...
 
...sacrificing the seals and drinking their blood. The ritual allowed the entire living populus of Ganymede to consume energy from the stars, making eating obsolete. The ritual had to be repeated every...
 
...space adventurers named Zion. Thus Marcutio Schultzheimer, the king of Ganymede, had to...
 
regurgitate his breakfast, Rigelian Fecal Slugs, and then before sharing them with Queen Gonorrhea he first had to......
 
...wash his hand. Because of all of these roadblocks, Jacko had to obtain the boys' joy by other means. He and Sly infiltrated the inyards of Ganymede, and...
 
...Ganymede promptly asked them "what they were doing back there" and "didn't they think they ought to buy her dinner first". Feeling slightly deflated, the two of them wandered to the local diner where...
 
they gorged themselves on Jovian Gasbag Floatfish that upon consumption can regress the memory banks of adults so that in some cases they begin acting like children, someone later in the evening asked Jacko where he wanted to be and he said...
 
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