Finish my Sentence

[gendanken]

...inserted its 18 inch handle into my rectum.

("I'm curious about those lightbulbs"

someone out there stuck a frozen pig's tail up their anus and its the light bulb that intrigues you? *raising eyebrow* Odd. Anyhoo- I doubt the bulb shatters, try squeezing an egg in one hand and the pressures are equalized so the shell does not shatter. I doubt a bulb would)

 

[Roman]

(Try squeezing an egg up your ass. A frozen pig's tail seems far less risky than broken lightbulb glass.)

 

[invert_nexus]

-devouring troglodyte; which, as we all know,

 

[water]

is not what it seems to be, but as things tend to cease to lead from one to another,

 

[Roman]

we get bored

 

[Christopher3]

shut up already

 

[duendy]

((they can neither carry a tune...nor carry a tale)))

 

[invert_nexus]

is not what it seems to be, but as things tend to cease to lead from one to another,

such as a frozen pig tail extending between two distended anuses (anii?) with the intent

 

[Roman]

of a cat, tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit

 

[cosmictraveler]

that escapes for the warmth of his breath melts the snow to free him to go and

 

[gendanken]

to free him to go and...

....take an english course along with you retards to learn you some grammar.
The beauty of grammar, like the tits on good literature.....

 

[Cottontop3000]

is that it is there. It is there for even the best of us to fuck up occasionally, and when that happens, it is still there so that another of us can come along and say "You fucked up." The beauty of fucking up is...

 

[gendanken]

...that the wetspot leftover is not as sticky were one to fuck down.
This is the grammar of coitus. There's a general rule governing all human realtions that given the....

 

[Cottontop3000]

...stickiness of the wetspot leftover after coitus, as well as the impact that stickiness has on one emotionally and intellectually,...

 

[cosmictraveler]

sometimes becomes an arrogent way to try and think that they are better than.....

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

....rampaging Peruvian ants. You won't learn this in any entomology class but a flea crawling up an elephant's ass with rape on its mind is probably.....

 

[genep]

New Game - rule - finish my sentence no matter how crazy it starts off remember to add the period to whoever finishes first.
I'll start of course:

Yesterday I went to the shopping plaza and I saw a guy who looked like.........(take it from there)...

the same jerk that I AM.

 

[john smith]

....rampaging Peruvian ants. You won't learn this in any entomology class but a flea crawling up an elephant's ass with rape on its mind is probably.....

....not a good idea, as the elephant had just consumed 1/2 a ton of banna stalks, not only would the toilet be fairly full, but the gross motherfucker of a flea would be pretty....

 

[heavymetal]

.... much in dire strait , however , if the coitus did succed , the offspring would be ....

 

[Paraclete]

..... a 3 ton bloodsucker, capable of ......