.....and inserted a pickle into my rectum.
The sensation triggered a strange urge to google for others just like me- the medical journals report that fellow morons have inserted an axe handle, a Coke bottle, a 150 watt lightbulb, an antenna rod, a peanut butter jar, an 18 inch umbrella handle, a flashlinght, 2 vaseline jars and last but not least a frozen pig's tail into thier rectums.