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and other cheap testiculations, flailing, wailling sick metriculations...
 
in a display of wild gesticulations heading straight for me. I dove behind the...
 
a vibrating cragged rock...... the rock emitted a sound "zzzzshhttttttddddzzzzzz"....listening intensely to this rock song an entrance appeared and.....
 
for her to help me.......she raised a feathered wing and i leapt beneath away from the chaos and confusions all around.......the soft gentle feathers lulled me into dream..i dreamt...
 
...dead gaping skulls....it was all so surreal. only a thousand years ago seemingly, though really only a few weeks i had been safe in my city apartment, with the familiar sirens and remote control, but you couod n't turn THIS off. this was...
 
bears.....they appeared in groups, some on all fours some on their hind legs....and the purple sky deepened even further with swarms of bees .....as i looked up in awe i heard a sound beind and......
 
.....and inserted a pickle into my rectum.
The sensation triggered a strange urge to google for others just like me- the medical journals report that fellow morons have inserted an axe handle, a Coke bottle, a 150 watt lightbulb, an antenna rod, a peanut butter jar, an 18 inch umbrella handle, a flashlinght, 2 vaseline jars and last but not least a frozen pig's tail into thier rectums.
 
I'm curious about those lightbulbs. Did the whole thing go in there? Just one end? Have they ever shattered inside?
 
...and just then...out of the heavens, it rained cascades of orange and pink blossoms......i put up my umbrealla and...
 
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