Finish my Sentence

[Oniw17]

abnesol ....

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....cellar for three hundred and forty five years and 10 seconds. When I removed it and opened up the bottlle, I was suprised to see.......

 

[Oniw17]

life oozing out...

 

[shorty_37]

like a big blob of jello squishing through

 

[Nickelodeon]

....the smallest narrowest tiniest squishiest.......

 

[shorty_37]

rat infested hole in the ground made by.....

 

[Oniw17]

prehistoric Cave Lions. How did extinct cave lions get in the cellar? This was truly...

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....uninteresting, so the sentence swerved (narrowly missing sandy) and crashed into a tree.....

 

[shorty_37]

omg did i almost hit Christie Brinkley or am i imagining all...

 

[Oniw17]

the crash caused severe head trauma. The sentence awoke in the ER....

 

[Nickelodeon]

....surrounded by organ harvesters. Its spleen was removed and........

 

[Oniw17]

and replaced with...

 

[Nickelodeon]

none other than......

 

[Oniw17]

sandy's heart....

 

[Nickelodeon]

...which was around -273 degress Celsious.....

 

[Oniw17]

and had to be...

 

[Nickelodeon]

stored in a vacuum, ready to be presented to God.........

 

[shorty_37]

WHAT THE HELL did you call me out of my golf game for this better.....

 

[Oniw17]

be damned important...

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....but it wasnt. On the way to Hell, sandy stopped by K-Mart and bought herself a ........