Finish my Sentence

[Killjoy]

`
In their places loomed the even more dread Civil Servants...

 

[Oniw17]

Chester Cheeto put down his mouse and picked up his switchblade...

 

[Killjoy]

`
Avast ! He cried - where's that post whore ? Oy loiks the cut O' her jib !
Alas, his gallant assessment was cut short by...

 

[Oniw17]

Those damned civil servants....

 

[Killjoy]

who unleashed a deadly blizzard of paperwork...

 

[Oniw17]

holding Chester from his goal for hours of...

 

[shorty_37]

finding the post whore.......who he then caught out of the corner of his eye rummaging through his wallet looking for......

 

[Oniw17]

his social security card. She was stealing his identity! Then it happened....

 

[Oli]

the duck (not previously mentioned in this story) exploded, showering millions of...

 

[Nickelodeon]

....pieces of crispy fried duck onto the pancakes of.......

 

[Killjoy]

`
...His Divine Imperial Majesty The President of the United States of America, who reacted by...

 

[Nickelodeon]

....bombing the Middle East, while singing "Nuke the rag heads" to the tune of The Sound of Music......

 

[shorty_37]

lead by the Baroness Max leaping and skipping until she tripped and.....

 

[shorty_37]

fell on what looked to be a newly dug grave, she looked closer....

 

[Oniw17]

it was a primitive sewage system...

 

[shorty_37]

that the ancient #^^^#**^^ "sludge" tribe created in order to.....

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

create life in the cesspool, however that tribe was wiped out by....

 

[shorty_37]

a male only tribe known as "The Boner" tribe of the lost jungle of

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

Genitalium, inhabiting a little known bush region near Balls Falls just south of what is called Pecker's Point which leads to the dark cave of......

 

[shorty_37]

darkness with vast scriptures and drawings down its vaginal walls, narrowing the more.........