famous quotes bashing men
- Thread starter justagirl
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okay, you asked for em.
The guy who pleasured himself on a canvas drive belt during work breaks?
Got his scrote caught and whipped off the left bolly.
Being british he wouldn't dare go to a hospital, so he took an industrial stapling machine and fixed his scrotum back together.
19 days later he called into the emergency room. Yuk!!
Also the boy who stuck a geranium down his urethra (I don't know why!) All very well on the way in, but geranium stems have very fine tendrils on the stems - facing up try pulling that sucker out!!
I actually attended this one...
A man came into theatre to have an onion removed from his rectum which he'd put there after being divorced.
We all thought it'd be a tiny little pickled effort.
Nay, verily t'were a fuck-off spanish number... peeled!!
We also get lots of vibrators but folk don't usually want them removing, just the batteries changing.
See ya in the emergency room
The guy who pleasured himself on a canvas drive belt during work breaks?
Got his scrote caught and whipped off the left bolly.
Being british he wouldn't dare go to a hospital, so he took an industrial stapling machine and fixed his scrotum back together.
19 days later he called into the emergency room. Yuk!!
Also the boy who stuck a geranium down his urethra (I don't know why!) All very well on the way in, but geranium stems have very fine tendrils on the stems - facing up try pulling that sucker out!!
I actually attended this one...
A man came into theatre to have an onion removed from his rectum which he'd put there after being divorced.
We all thought it'd be a tiny little pickled effort.
Nay, verily t'were a fuck-off spanish number... peeled!!
We also get lots of vibrators but folk don't usually want them removing, just the batteries changing.
See ya in the emergency room
3 women hiding from the police in a barn tuck themselves into a sack each.
The police arrive and a cop kicks one of the sacks.
The redhead inside says... "Meow"
"Aw it's just a cat" says the cop
Next sack kicked and the brunette inside says.."Woof!"
"Aw it's just a dawg" says or hero.
The final sack is kicked and the blonde inside says...
"Potatoes"!
The police arrive and a cop kicks one of the sacks.
The redhead inside says... "Meow"
"Aw it's just a cat" says the cop
Next sack kicked and the brunette inside says.."Woof!"
"Aw it's just a dawg" says or hero.
The final sack is kicked and the blonde inside says...
"Potatoes"!
rain of walrus
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my body has spoken.
this thread makes every molecule in my human-shaped skin-sac miss asexual mitosis.
lemme try:
without males, we wouldnt need some many "how to" books.
this thread makes every molecule in my human-shaped skin-sac miss asexual mitosis.
lemme try:
without males, we wouldnt need some many "how to" books.