Don't the Gay Ducks Know They're Going to Hell?

[Enmos]

In 8 oz. servings, anyway. We call that a cup here.

Ah ok.
Well, that's not a whole lot.. Amateur!

 

[takandjive]

Ah ok.
Well, that's not a whole lot.. Amateur!

I don't know whether to pinch your ass or beat you senseless. :shrug:

 

[Enmos]

I don't know whether to pinch your ass or beat you senseless. :shrug:

Why don't you try both and see to which I react best?

 

[takandjive]

I'd get to the former and you'd attack me.

Tiassa has already insulted my purity.

 

[Enmos]

I'd get to the former and you'd attack me.

No.. why would I do that? If it makes your day.. go ahead lol

Tiassa has already insulted my purity.

I didn't get this bit. I thought you got along with Tiassa?

 

[takandjive]

No.. why would I do that? If it makes your day.. go ahead lol


I didn't get this bit. I thought you got along with Tiassa?

I like Tiassa just fine. Check out his foie gras joke though. He got me good.

 

[Enmos]

I like Tiassa just fine. Check out his foie gras joke though. He got me good.

What a perv!

 

[takandjive]

Well, he does have to be here with you! It's no wonder the boy's ruined.

 

[Enmos]

Well, he does have to be here with you! It's no wonder the boy's ruined.

The poor thing! I never realized..

 

[takandjive]

I bet you didn't. He used to volunteer at nursing homes before YOU!

 

[Enmos]

I bet you didn't. He used to volunteer at nursing homes before YOU!

Oh, the humanity! ..the humanity! BAH!

 

[Idle Mind]

When did this place become AOL? Get a chat room, you two!

 

[takandjive]

YOU get a chat room!

Plus Enmos is too terrified of me in real time. IM might kill him.

 

[Idle Mind]

YOU get a chat room!

Plus Enmos is too terrified of me in real time. IM might kill him.

Touché.

I don't know of anyone who isn't terrified of you in real time. Well, except me; I'm more petrified.

 

[tuberculatious]

Ducks are not gay. Confused maybe.

 

[Xylene]

I thought all ducks went to Heaven, regardless of gender...or is that just dogs?

 

[Billy T]

Bring back the old avatar. From the looks of your new avatar, all the following is false:

Post 43: Diet soda. Makes you retain water. Trust me. I'm way less puffy.
Post47: trust me. Water weight came off.
Post 52: just making me more slim and beautiful.
Post 56: Maybe I have a parasite.

On post 56: Not a chance – Your avatar is fat now. Let’s see your legs.
Even the ducks are squawking about the avatar change – TRUST ME.

 

[swarm]

Oh, that's boy ass in that profile picture. HEY, if your wife's as cute as you are, who can keep a secret? This girl can.

I have it on good authority that my tuckus is quite a distraction in the right quarters.

We aren't into the whole married thang, but so far I haven't ever noticed her eying the other team.

I'm curious if this occurs with meerkats.

Not up on meerkat sexuality but there is a ton of studies on the Florida Jay.

 

[Captain Kremmen]

Ducks are not gay. Confused maybe.

Ducks are quackers.