It's a joke about female oral sex. It's the only thing that tastes vaguely like it.
Maybe.
I can do that! However, I quit caffeine a few days ago and I've lost considerable weight.
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It's a joke about female oral sex. It's the only thing that tastes vaguely like it.
Maybe.
I can do that! However, I quit caffeine a few days ago and I've lost considerable weight.
Enmos
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Quitting caffeine won't make you lose weight though.. what did you drink that contained caffeine?
Diet soda. Makes you retain water. Trust me. I'm way less puffy.
Enmos
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But caffeine accelerates your metabolism. I think its in some diet pills.
Ducks are very religious.
That's why they are always squabbling.
That's why they are always squabbling.
Yup, I can.
Too much at once, though, makes my lower intestines go all spasmy for some reason.
It is, but trust me. Water weight came off. AND STOP RUINING THE DUCK THREAD!
YOU ALSO STOP!
Okay, it was a little funny.
Enmos
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Duck thread ? I thought this was a gay thread
Are you sure it was the caffeine ? Did you also stop eating something else, potato chips perhaps.. ?It is, but trust me. Water weight came off. AND STOP RUINING THE DUCK THREAD!
Too much caffeine does seem to make me thinner.
I'm down to being 15.8% fat. I used to be 17.3%. I think it's several cans of red bull per day...
I'm down to being 15.8% fat. I used to be 17.3%. I think it's several cans of red bull per day...
Duck thread ? I thought this was a gay thread
Are you sure it was the caffeine ? Did you also stop eating something else, potato chips perhaps.. ?
Positive, ace.
*kicks Enmos as hard as she can in the shin*
Maybe it was the artificial sweeteners?
Enmos
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Maybe hanging out with you is just making me more slim and beautiful.
Oprah says I'm right, you dork.
http://www.oprah.com/article/omagazine/200902_omag_katz_diet_drinks
I've made no other changes.
I'll put up an ass picture as proof or something.
Oprah says I'm right, you dork.
http://www.oprah.com/article/omagazine/200902_omag_katz_diet_drinks
I've made no other changes.
I'll put up an ass picture as proof or something.
Enmos
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Maybe hanging out with you is just making me more slim and beautiful.
Oprah says I'm right, you dork.
http://www.oprah.com/article/omagazine/200902_omag_katz_diet_drinks
I've made no other changes.
I'll put up an ass picture as proof or something.
Oprah can kiss my ass..
Perhaps the stress of dealing with me has made you slimmer.. stress can do that
Yes, this is probably true.
Actually, I'm willing to consider maybe stress affected my weight.
Actually, I'm willing to consider maybe stress affected my weight.
Enmos
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Yes, this is probably true.
Actually, I'm willing to consider maybe stress affected my weight.
It could be the Coca cola though, but you would've had to drink a massive amount a day for quitting it to have such a swift and noticeable effect.
In any case, dropping weight that fast is remarkable.
Maybe I have a parasite.
I drank maybe three cups a day?
I drank maybe three cups a day?
Enmos
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Maybe I have a parasite.
I drank maybe three cups a day?
Coffee ?
Diet soda.
Enmos
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You drink it in cups ? That's just wrong! lol
In 8 oz. servings, anyway. We call that a cup here.
We call that a cup here.