Got it
Two points
That MIGHT make them eligible for the next session of awards
Car crash - not inventive enough
Darwin Awards
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Two points
That MIGHT make them eligible for the next session of awards
Car crash - not inventive enough
Gawdzilla Sama
Valued Senior Member
How about if they let their favorite hawg do the driving?Got it
Two points
That MIGHT make them eligible for the next session of awards
Car crash - not inventive enough
That would qualify, no cheating though - the hawg would have to be self taught, no lessons allowed
Gawdzilla Sama
Valued Senior Member
Better, have the nominee teach the hawg how to drive like a pig.That would qualify, no cheating though - the hawg would have to be self taught, no lessons allowed
My guess would be many a hawg would be a better driver then most of the nominees in the region
Gawdzilla Sama
Valued Senior Member
Saying "they drive like pigs" is insulting, to the pigs.My guess would be many a hawg would be a better driver then most of the nominees in the region
One of my cousins was pulling into the driveway when he realized he was at the wrong house. Logic dictated that he just keep going, through the garage door, the back of the garage, the fencing around the property and into a small lake.
Drink may have been involved.
Gawdzilla Sama
Valued Senior Member
Lake Michigan couldn't slake that boy's thirst.? He tried to drink his way out of the lake?