To me its all semantics. Semantic tricks that help you jump into conclusions and make leaps of logic that sound sensical (to you, given that probably your biology knowledge is highschool level. I don't know your physics level).
I am still waiting for you to tell me how many years you will need to make a simple organism from scratch, lets say an archaeobacterium. Describe in a few words what kind of technology you will need, and how will you technically approach it?
Well. we know that this happened after the BB, so any time within the past 13~ billion years? Close enough for you?
But you have already committed a false analogy. The universe did not create a simple organism from scratch.
There is no universal cook-book with recipes for creation of biology from scratch.
Biochemical compounds are a result of chemical interaction of fundamental chemical elements. The emergent complexity is formed during the evolutionary process of assimilation of additional chemicals and establishment of internal chemical processes, which eventually leads to intelligence.
Note; there are millions of quasi-intelligent patterns in nature. The single celled slime-mold is but one of them.
At the other end of the evolutionary intelligence scale are humans.
But then humans need a compass to travel north. Geese and pigeons just know where north is from the earth's magnetic fields. How would you rate that on the scale of intelligence. Quasi-intelligent, a little intelligent, a specialized intelligence, fully formed intelligence?
Help me out here, how many versions of biological patterns (creatures) with different intelligences and behaviors are there in nature?
Explain to me the nature and function of mathematical equations.
You complain about my hightened expectations of universal potentials, but it is you who is displaying "lowered expectations" of universal potentials and have to invent a completely fantastical story of intentional creation by some extra-universal being, as told in the biblical story of "Genesis". Give me a break.
I like my version of a dynamical mathematical universe, where logical self-referential mathematics can account for everything we see. No BS of any kind. Just the mathematical interplay of natural relative values and functions.
How? Watch Hazen, he shows you how.