Before I understood the idea that penises weren't this way to begin with (I am circumcised) the word "smegma" was just a joke. Even when I came across it as a cool band name I gave no thought to circumcision.
And then one day I was at work and I looked at my boss after a co-worker walked away and whispered, "Okay, what's up with that smell?" My boss, a queen of queens, said calmly, "He's not circumcised. And he has poor hygeine."
Never smelled anything like it in my life; if I never come across that stench again, I'll be happy.
Even I can get stinky thereabout if I don't shower, but phack . . . . I wouldn't have said anything at all except that it was enough to literally make me sick, and few stenches that I've come across have that effect on me.
And that look of recollection on my boss' face told me I didn't want to know the story, even if it had nothing to do with the guy we were talking about.
I will confess, however, that having bled out my penis before with no documented cause (blindly hammering away with top-end antibiotics is not fun) has made me considerably more aware of its condition. Frankly, I wouldn't have thought that possible beforehand.
However, on reflection, looking back to that time of ginger handling and hypochondria, I can say I'm rather quite glad that I didn't have smegma issues to deal with as well.
Is it live or is it mammorex?° Is it a discharge, or is it just smegma?
Spend some time being absolutely paranoid about the future of your sexual function ... it changes the way you look at your penis.
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° mammorex - How many of you actually remember John Ritter in "Hooperman"?
And then one day I was at work and I looked at my boss after a co-worker walked away and whispered, "Okay, what's up with that smell?" My boss, a queen of queens, said calmly, "He's not circumcised. And he has poor hygeine."
Never smelled anything like it in my life; if I never come across that stench again, I'll be happy.
Even I can get stinky thereabout if I don't shower, but phack . . . . I wouldn't have said anything at all except that it was enough to literally make me sick, and few stenches that I've come across have that effect on me.
And that look of recollection on my boss' face told me I didn't want to know the story, even if it had nothing to do with the guy we were talking about.
I will confess, however, that having bled out my penis before with no documented cause (blindly hammering away with top-end antibiotics is not fun) has made me considerably more aware of its condition. Frankly, I wouldn't have thought that possible beforehand.
However, on reflection, looking back to that time of ginger handling and hypochondria, I can say I'm rather quite glad that I didn't have smegma issues to deal with as well.
Is it live or is it mammorex?° Is it a discharge, or is it just smegma?
Spend some time being absolutely paranoid about the future of your sexual function ... it changes the way you look at your penis.
__________
° mammorex - How many of you actually remember John Ritter in "Hooperman"?