Are insectovores carnivores ?

[Myles]

Good point Orly. I'll revise that post.

If it can move around, eat, shit, and have sex, it's an animal.

If it eats shit , nobody will want top have sex with it; its breath will smell

 

[Myles]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insectivore viewed at 2:28 PM EST

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insectivore viewed at 2:28 PM EST

You people really don't give a fuck if you spout absolute nonsense, do you?

I give up. Hopefully I won't get banned for trolling. Fuck it.

Be fair ! They don't know they are talking nonsense. Their condition is called ignorance.

Humans are bipedal but how about a man with a wooden leg ? Has he one or two legs ? See how complicated these questions are!

 

[GeoffP]

"Salamanders are fire animals."

Oh, Lord, strike me down now.

 

[visceral_instinct]

Yeah. y'oughta fuck off gracefully but like the scorpion, it's clearly not in your nature.

Was this a reference to me, because I used to use a scorp avatar?

 

[GeoffP]

I think he means the frog-and-scorpion story.

 

[visceral_instinct]

If it eats shit , nobody will want top have sex with it; its breath will smell

Hence the comma between EAT and SHIT, you infernal moron. You know, commas? These things? ,,,,,,,,,,

Sorry, I do not know the frog and scorpion story...

 

[Enmos]

Hence the comma between EAT and SHIT, you infernal moron. You know, commas? These things? ,,,,,,,,,,

Sorry, I do not know the frog and scorpion story...

The comma does seem to fade out of existence with that particular combination of words..

You don't know the story ? Eh.. I think you do though:

The story is about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion reassures him that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown as well. The frog then agrees; nevertheless, in mid-river, the scorpion stings him, dooming the two of them. When asked why, the scorpion explains, "I'm a scorpion; it's my nature."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

 

[visceral_instinct]

Ah yes, I have indeed heard that.

 

[Myles]

Hence the comma between EAT and SHIT, you infernal moron. You know, commas? These things? ,,,,,,,,,,

Sorry, I do not know the frog and scorpion story...

I thought you were talking about the Lesser Comma-Eating Whatyoumaycallit.

 

[visceral_instinct]

Oh, do go kill yourself.

 

[Myles]

Oh, do go kill yourself.

Now why would I want to doa thing like that?

 

[visceral_instinct]

Because you're an annoying trace of faeces left in the toilet bowl of life?

 

[Myles]

Because you're an annoying trace of faeces left in the toilet bowl of life?

You read that in the Reader's Digest. Surely you can think of a better repost.

If I understand you correctly , you are no longer going to fantasize about me.

 

[Enmos]

What the hell.. you two are just having fun right ?

 

[Idle Mind]

This is what happens, Enmos, when you make threads like this. The Biology and Genetics forum suddenly turns into Free Thoughts.

Thank you, for that.

 

[Roman]

Be fair ! They don't know they are talking nonsense. Their condition is called ignorance.

Humans are bipedal but how about a man with a wooden leg ? Has he one or two legs ? See how complicated these questions are!

Reread what I posted.
Exercise your logical abilities, please dear fool.

 

[Randwolf]

This is what happens, Enmos, when you make threads like this. The Biology and Genetics forum suddenly turns into Free Thoughts.

No, this is what happens when 'Free Thoughts' posts drift into Biology & Genetics... If you want to make an argument starting from definition, you need to drift back to 'Free Thoughts' - by definition.

 

[Enmos]

This is what happens, Enmos, when you make threads like this. The Biology and Genetics forum suddenly turns into Free Thoughts.

Thank you, for that.

Hey.. I'm addressing something even worse here.
Or maybe we should all pretend this didn't happen (just one example):

spiders are insects, millipedes are insects (because they have legs and other insect attributes) and worms at the same time. ordinary worms are neither insects or animals, they're just worms.

 

[visceral_instinct]

You read that in the Reader's Digest. Surely you can think of a better repost.

If I understand you correctly , you are no longer going to fantasize about me.

No, it came from my mind.

And no, I am no longer going to fantasize about disemboweling you and raping your mutilated corpse. I have more productive things to do.

 

[Orleander]

Ummm, how about if you do the disemboweling and I do the raping. Myles and I go way back, don't we pookie.