a nice thread for those of the spurious inclination..

drinking the portion with out reading the "WARNING" label
 
Felling the unusual and strange tingling sensation of something growing on your back
 
The joy of petting the kitting, sitting there watching its trance like state as it purrs when you notice to your horror that you...
 
for several hours making the cooking plate red hot and your electrical consumption increase to that of a small African nation
 
As you pay the bill at the post office, you laugh a little to yourself think about how you are capable of paying an electrical bill equivalent to that of a small nation.
however unknowing to you an agent from SNES(Secret Nigerian Email Scams) is noting down and distributing your address to there top 10 list of targets...
 
That spuriousmonkey's a nice little fella, isn't he? I bet that - like most people of 'continental' extraction - he goes unshaven a lot of the time. I hope he's got a little beard. I'd like to pat his little head and stroke his little beard. I hope he doesn't smell though, like the French.
 
Wouldn't it be nice for us all to sit round a table, break open a bottle of lovely French Cognac, or even Armagnac and slowly quaff it down whilst nibbling on morsels of French cheese and crusty bread as we talk BS to each other...mmmm.
 
Double quarter pounder with cheese meal, supersized. Don't forget the 24oz of coke and the cup point five of ketchup.

Though I guess spurious would probably use mayonaise or something queer on his fries.
 
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