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This is natural selection at its best. The Reps are way smarter,more committed and less moral. Thus they win..
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Another description:
http://www.slate.com/id/2167284?nav=ais
This is natural selection at its best. The Reps are way smarter,more committed and less moral. Thus they win..
An Open letter from the ruling class, or as we liked to be called, The Man:
Dear American Voter! (or as we call you, naive, pathetic dreamer)
We are happy to see your current enthusiasm about the next election. It almost looks like democracy at work, and that was exactly our goal. All these debates, talk show apperances by the candidates, Obama girls and what not. Things are really got going, didn't they?
This time we put out an excellent show. We have a seemingly wide variety of candidates, female, black, hispanic, liberal, libertarian, dwarf, whatever you want. Of course at the end it won't matter at all, because our representative will be confirmed on the day you call election day. But the excitement about the next election is really adorable.
To tell you the truth we got worried a bit about Ron Paul and to a smaller degree about Kucinich, because they are actually real choices and they don't represent us. But emergency plans have been made just in case theywould get too popular, a plane accident for Paul (a la Wellstone), a virus for Kucinich (a la Yushchenko), so we have covered all possibilities. You might call us unimaginative, but what works, works, why reinvent the wheel?
So we just would like to let you know that the imaginary wooden penises what we are going to ride up in your asses on confirmation day are already sharpened and there is nothing else to do, except enjoy the show, which is better than any reality TV program. We take weekly bets which candidate runs out of money, which by the way rules the world.
Oh yes, as the immortal Repulican saying goes: when you are being raped and there is nothing you can do about it, you might as well enjoy it.
So enjoy, and see you at the voting booth! You know we need participations for legitimacy!!
Da Man
P.S.: We have been on power for 150 years, why change what is not broken?
Dear American Voter! (or as we call you, naive, pathetic dreamer)
We are happy to see your current enthusiasm about the next election. It almost looks like democracy at work, and that was exactly our goal. All these debates, talk show apperances by the candidates, Obama girls and what not. Things are really got going, didn't they?
This time we put out an excellent show. We have a seemingly wide variety of candidates, female, black, hispanic, liberal, libertarian, dwarf, whatever you want. Of course at the end it won't matter at all, because our representative will be confirmed on the day you call election day. But the excitement about the next election is really adorable.
To tell you the truth we got worried a bit about Ron Paul and to a smaller degree about Kucinich, because they are actually real choices and they don't represent us. But emergency plans have been made just in case theywould get too popular, a plane accident for Paul (a la Wellstone), a virus for Kucinich (a la Yushchenko), so we have covered all possibilities. You might call us unimaginative, but what works, works, why reinvent the wheel?
So we just would like to let you know that the imaginary wooden penises what we are going to ride up in your asses on confirmation day are already sharpened and there is nothing else to do, except enjoy the show, which is better than any reality TV program. We take weekly bets which candidate runs out of money, which by the way rules the world.
Oh yes, as the immortal Repulican saying goes: when you are being raped and there is nothing you can do about it, you might as well enjoy it.
So enjoy, and see you at the voting booth! You know we need participations for legitimacy!!
Da Man
P.S.: We have been on power for 150 years, why change what is not broken?
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Another Open letter from the ruling class, as just checking in, The Man:
Hi little people, how are you doing?
You have to give it to us, this has been the best election season for the last 100 years. As I promised fireworks and seemingly lots of choices, you guys really worked up yourselves about this one, taking sides left and right... It was really adorable to see the Hillary moms and the Obama fans and the distatisfied McCain voters who would still vote for him. Oh yeah, let's not forget the Ron Paul fanboys, they are my favorites. Absolutely no chance, and they still keep donating money! You have to admire that.
And what's up with the Palin woman? The best choice for a VP in the last 30 years for sure! Fireworks I said, and what's better to induce political fireworks than an Alaskan soccermom to have the chance to be the president! Now some of you might say, I am contradicting myself, because I said earlier, no choice.
Of course Palin wouldn't be any different than McCain, Hillary or Obama. She still belongs to us. Of course we aren't really going to let her to get close to the Presidency, but for you voters, as a candy, she will do just fine...
Please don't complain to me about the economy, that is not my department, but as I see it, it is going according to plan, the rich gets bailed out with taxpayer's money, what's wrong with that?
I see Billy T is trying to organize some kind of emial campaign to the Congressmen. Please do Billy, although I think you picked the wrong forum for that. We like to see who are the actives, who are the smart ones, just in case if we have to take actions.
Otherwise enjoy the new season on TV (circus) and the new selection at McDonalds (bread) and stop complaining, it does not work!
Oh yes, and please, please come and VOTE!! We need that for legitimacy! I will even tell you a secret: We still haven't decided who we gonna select, the mulatto or the old man. Let it be a surprise, after all, what's the difference?
Rulingly Yours...
Da Man
Hi little people, how are you doing?
You have to give it to us, this has been the best election season for the last 100 years. As I promised fireworks and seemingly lots of choices, you guys really worked up yourselves about this one, taking sides left and right... It was really adorable to see the Hillary moms and the Obama fans and the distatisfied McCain voters who would still vote for him. Oh yeah, let's not forget the Ron Paul fanboys, they are my favorites. Absolutely no chance, and they still keep donating money! You have to admire that.
And what's up with the Palin woman? The best choice for a VP in the last 30 years for sure! Fireworks I said, and what's better to induce political fireworks than an Alaskan soccermom to have the chance to be the president! Now some of you might say, I am contradicting myself, because I said earlier, no choice.
Of course Palin wouldn't be any different than McCain, Hillary or Obama. She still belongs to us. Of course we aren't really going to let her to get close to the Presidency, but for you voters, as a candy, she will do just fine...
Please don't complain to me about the economy, that is not my department, but as I see it, it is going according to plan, the rich gets bailed out with taxpayer's money, what's wrong with that?
I see Billy T is trying to organize some kind of emial campaign to the Congressmen. Please do Billy, although I think you picked the wrong forum for that. We like to see who are the actives, who are the smart ones, just in case if we have to take actions.
Otherwise enjoy the new season on TV (circus) and the new selection at McDonalds (bread) and stop complaining, it does not work!
Oh yes, and please, please come and VOTE!! We need that for legitimacy! I will even tell you a secret: We still haven't decided who we gonna select, the mulatto or the old man. Let it be a surprise, after all, what's the difference?
Rulingly Yours...
Da Man