Your Worst Movie?

Man... Life Aquatic was great though!

Wes Anderson really tells a great story, which I think is what is most important.


I though Napolean Dynomite was terrible. I had great expectations, but it just wasn't funny. I thought I would like it, but my sore dissapointment made it all the worse.
 
Neildo said:
You mean The Butt-whoopin' of the Christ? Heh.



What!? Granted, there are a couple slow parts, but that movie is awesome. It also has the best shoot-out scene in movie history! Heck, it was so good that it made two guys do that North Hollywood Shootout in '97.

- N
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I actually thought the Thrashin' of the Christ was well done and a good movie. I liked the Amharic language being used. I've had enough of American actors using British accents in historic films. (See Rome)
 
Jenyar, nooooo! Life Aquatic was a fantastic movie. Admittedly I fell asleep the first time I saw it, but it really became seriously hilarious all the subsequent times I viewed it.

And, Fraggle Rock, er ... I mean ... nooo! Heat was a great movie, one of Mann's best and most realized. Even Kilmer was good in the movie (seen, but mostly not heard).

Worst movie for me so far is Men in Black II--I wanted to go back in time and punch myself for wanting to see this piece of crap.
 
I am just going to write about some of the worst big budget movies that I’ve seen because there are too many bad movies for me to mention.

(No particular order)

# 1 Batman And Robin (1997)

This movie was unbelievably horrible.

#2 Lord Of The Rings 2

I didn’t like any of the movies but the second one was extremely boring to watch.

#3 All of the new Star Wars movies

I’m just not a Star Wars fan. I prefer Star Trek.

#4 X-Men 3 The Last Stand

A child could have written a better script.

#5 Titanic

I hate watching movies when I know what is going to happen at the end of the movie before the movie begins. I also hate Celine Dion’s music.
 
pragmathen said:
And, Fraggle Rock, er ... I mean ... nooo! Heat was a great movie, one of Mann's best and most realized. Even Kilmer was good in the movie (seen, but mostly not heard).
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I enjoyed the movie up until the last scene. Watch it again and you will see that De Nero should have killed Paccino in the last scene. De Nero has a clear shot on Pacino, but of course Pacino had to see his shadow and pull the trigger before De Nero shot him. The scene does not make any sense. Why would De Nero hesitate to shoot. The good guy always has to win.
 
The Two Towers was easily the best LOTR part....the first one was boring if any....
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Heh, I liked the first one better as it had more magic. The 3rd had more action. The 2nd was a middle of the road one. 1st, 3rd, then 2nd for me. Loved em all tho.

The good guy always has to win.
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Haha, yeah, when I first saw the movie, I wanted the bad guy to win and so did the rest of the audience. My uncle was pissed off about the movie for that too! He was complaining about how the movie tried to glorify criminals wanting the bad guys to win, lol.

- N
 
My dad always sent us to rent movies for the weekend and he'd always say to rent one "where everbody gets it in the end". One weekend, with a suckworthy selection at the video store we took a stab on one called "The Miracle Mile". I don't remember who was in it, but while it's not exactly an action flick, it's sufficiently entertaining (unless you're locked onto special effects and comic book type dialogue) and, whaddaya know? Everybody gets it in the end. And I mean everybody...
 
Neildo said:
Heh, I liked the first one better as it had more magic. The 3rd had more action. The 2nd was a middle of the road one. 1st, 3rd, then 2nd for me. Loved em all tho.
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Yeah, but Helm's Deep rocked.
 
Stallingrad was quite dire and springs to mind as a bad movie not the worst ever but anyway, some reviewer said this german made film was better than Enemy at the gates, so I went out of my way to see it since I did quite like EatG (execpt for poor direction in second half.) Stallingrad shows why WW2 movies need a huge buget, its just small small small all the way through its like looking at events through a pin hole and also very dull I did not care what happens to that bunch of Nazi's.
As I said not the worst ever but a ton worse than Heat or Red dawn.
 
Oh, how could I forget THAT stinker? I was glad we decided to ditch it and hop over to "Detroit Rock City", which at least had an awesome soundtrack.
 
SycknesS said:
No! You can't be serious, that movie was so bad it was good.
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i think that is the point of the movie

although jack black was in another absolute stinker aka envy, i bought that fucking thing argh
*spews everywhere*
 
I didn't see Nacho Libre, but from the previews I was very dissapointed in Jack Black. He has been absolutely hilarious in some of his other movies, Anchorman, High Fidelity, Saving Silverman, ect... His best performance I though was in the series HBO put out of about 8 episdoes chronicling songs from the Tenacious D album.


Also, I think the whole 'Fast and Furious" series has sucked furiously. I came to that decision fast.
 
Oxygen said:
This has probably been done a few times before, but I haven't seen the subject in awhile. What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

It has to be one you've actually seen, not just heard about.

For me, it was "The Grudge". We call it "The Sludge". It was the most boring waste of movie-time I've ever experienced. No real plot and I couldn't care less about the characters. To boot, the ghost looked like a Japanese sex-doll. I swear, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" had more going for it!
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I don't know if it's the worst film I've ever seen but it's right up there. Junior, starring Arnie, Danny DeVito, etc, what a pile of shit. Myself and a few friends were bored enough to catch it at the cinema, we all fell asleep after about twenty minutes and I woke just before the end and noticed half the cinema were also asleep. It was strange to hear so much snoring! I've since seen the whole film and it stinks big time.
As for the worst film, hmmm, the following are strong contenders: The Fast And The Furious, XXX, Slugs, Hell Gate, You've Got Mail...
 
Genji said:
Closer: Repugnant trash.

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I must voice my objections, Closer is very funny, in a twisted way of course. Any film that has Julia Roberts being called a "fucked up slag" is ok in my book. :D
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