Lying, cheating, and stealing are all revered attributes of wealth and power. Adultery still turns the stomachs of the simple-minded.
Conservatism in the US is far easier than liberalism. Starting from the self, American conservatism appears to advocate the empowerment of the self. Who doesn't want to get rich? Who doesn't want to escape the consequences of their mistakes? It's why the GOP appeals to so many of the Americans it seeks to screw--e.g. "You don't need real freedom if you've got money. You don't need to apologize for your mistakes if you can get rich while making them."
And conservatism also appeals to personal authority: If your mores are offended, then attack what offends you. Thus people are willing to violate the same notions that protect them (e.g. Christians on censorship).
The thing is that Americans, in their hearts, seem to be bloodlusting, thieving fools. Every day we try to believe differently about our neighbors, but the true liberal element in the US is aghast. We don't know how to approach our neighbors.
But think about the superficial GOP approach:
• Bombs, bombs, bombs, bombs. Guns, guns, guns, guns. Fire, fire, fire, fire. (Join in the chant!)
• "Equality" equals "personal advantage and reserved entitlement."
• Money is the most important thing in the world.
• Cultural supremacy is the name of the game: "We will respect you," says American conservatism, "but only if you forfeit everything you love."
So we've got a war in Iraq on false pretenses; a push against people based on the genders of persons who they are not; a cheap bribe in the form of a tax-cut; and a holy war to Westernize the world and establish the supremacy of our faults over the merits of others.
For the stupid, the GOP is the ticket. Why would a conservative want to impeach a president who brings them bloodshed? Or who would give them advantages over their neighbor under the law? Or offer them money? Or try to make everything they don't understand in the world just like them?
They're all attractive short-term goals, which is why American conservatism is best reserved for the myopic-at-best.
Prosecute a blowjob? Oh, yes. That merely spins the illusion of cultural supremacy: What offends me is a legal issue. What offends someone else is not important.
Thus, if you want to continue receiving bribes in order to earn your approval of the dismantling of American equality, the shaping of the world in your image, and the sponsoring of cruel bloodshed around the world, by all means vote for the GOP.
And it's attractive enough a ticket in the short-term that there does not exist enough support for the choice to do the right thing.
The rules will change in November. If We, the People, endorse George W. Bush and his prior four years by awarding him a legitimate term in the Oval Office, we will have given away our last appeal against absolute mayhem.
Besides--most people are willing to justify whatever excessive wealth they attain. Few, however, wish to justify themselves as perverts. And when you're as narrowly-cast and dimly-lit as American conservatism demands, yes, a blowjob is a perversion.
So it stands to reason: in the United States, the chance to hurt someone over the issue of a blowjob is far more attractive than doing the right thing while our soldiers are overseas killing and dying for a lie.