What is God's favorite planet?

Uranus is quite pleasant compared to Pluto. If you’ve ever had a dog, you know what I mean; however, the under-worlded canine has been banished from the house of astro—to reign as the under-world in the underworld, for it’s much better to reign in Hell than to be an unwelcome guest in the Heavens. Once, I was down on Venus, and the sulfurous emanations were so repulsive that any gases from Uranus would have been to me as a breath of fresh air. The gas giant planets’ breadth and width is staggering, and their mooning around is getting out of hand. That leaves Mars as the only other good place—since Klingons have now appeared on the rings around Uranus.
 
He loves every planet, although I am sure he is most patient with Earth especially with all these "unpleasant-hearted" people living here.
 
the Bible says "God created heaven and earth." it doesn't say anything about planets, stars, galaxies, supernovas, blackholes, etc. etc. God needs to take fresh course in Astronomy, he's behind the time.
 
the Bible says "God created heaven and earth." it doesn't say anything about planets, stars, galaxies, supernovas, blackholes, etc. etc. God needs to take fresh course in Astronomy, he's behind the time.

weak argument..it also doesn't say he created idiots..
 
Well, it does say that god created man in his image... :D

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LOL:D
 
the youngest child is known to be the favorite in some families . The middle child gets fucked every time . Come on you all you know I like earth the best . Why else would I hang out with you all . Your my favorite of all creatures live on the earth . Your women are the best . If it was not for them ? Well you know what happened to Sodom! Don't forget about the flood either
 
the Bible says "God created heaven and earth." it doesn't say anything about planets, stars, galaxies, supernovas, blackholes, etc. etc. God needs to take fresh course in Astronomy, he's behind the time.

Why create what is already there?
 
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