What are your options, soldier?

what would you do?

  • fall unconscious

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • stand still and scream

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • run away screaming

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • invite him for a little chat

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • show him your martial arts skills

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • retreat to get your trusty magnum

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • ignore him

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • other (please specify)

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • Total voters
    23
Originally posted by thed
Start quoting some Vogon poetry. That way it'd gnaw it's own left arm off, then shoot it.

"Frettled Gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gobbleblotchits on a lurgid lee
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiosly drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Lest I rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurgle-cruncheon
See if I don't."
LOL I think that's the best thing to do. :D

BTW this creature reminds me of Micheal Jackson.
Can this be the latest stage of his disease?!
 
Why not just ignore the bastard.

If I remember right, from the first predator, Arnold shwartsineggar (yes I know it's spelt horribly wrong) tells the woman captive to put down the gun she was carrying, for the predator only attacked people carrying weapons.

Picking up a magnum would be a death wish! :p
 
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