Let's share wacky ideas. The most weird design/ideas you can imagine. It may in all field of science. But IT MUST WORKS, ...or at least MAKE SENSE (for sane peoples). And the most important thing: IT MUST BE WACKO! 
Mine first:
Cow Power Plant
It supposed to be implemented on cow farm with at least 4000 cows. Each cow cages constructed by such of conveyor jogging track, fence/bars fit on it's body --so the cow can't turn around. 4000 cows devided into 4 groups, 100 each, so they'll can work on 4 working shifts, 6 hours a day for each shift. We must stimulate cows to walk on the conveyor when their working shift come. We can use automated kicking boots, or turn on video infront of them about the most pretty cows, nude of course. So... while they walk, the conveyors turns. This motion can conected to the electric generator. Now assume that each cows produce 1.25hp (= +- 1000Watts). So we can get 1 MegaWatts daily!
Optimation:We can collect cow's feces by creating small vessels along behind of the cows. This huge amount of cow-shit can produce enough bio-gas. We can use this gas to heating boiler to drive steam turbine, or directly to houses to cook your food... *eew...*.
We also can chop the cows after they too old to work. Clean, and no waste at all!
Zoo Power Plant
This is andvanced smaller version of Cow power plant. Here, we use circle arranged conveyor cages, in different sizes. We should put a rat in the smallest cage. Behinde it we can put a cat. Next: dog, tiger, lion, etc... until elephant on the biggest cage. Since cages arranged in circle, elephant cages in the position infront of the rat cage. All of them will run without kicking boots or videos.
How to stop it? We use movable screens to separate each cage. Piece a cake!
Your turn guys...
Mine first:
Cow Power Plant
It supposed to be implemented on cow farm with at least 4000 cows. Each cow cages constructed by such of conveyor jogging track, fence/bars fit on it's body --so the cow can't turn around. 4000 cows devided into 4 groups, 100 each, so they'll can work on 4 working shifts, 6 hours a day for each shift. We must stimulate cows to walk on the conveyor when their working shift come. We can use automated kicking boots, or turn on video infront of them about the most pretty cows, nude of course
. So... while they walk, the conveyors turns. This motion can conected to the electric generator. Now assume that each cows produce 1.25hp (= +- 1000Watts). So we can get 1 MegaWatts daily!Optimation:We can collect cow's feces by creating small vessels along behind of the cows. This huge amount of cow-shit can produce enough bio-gas. We can use this gas to heating boiler to drive steam turbine, or directly to houses to cook your food... *eew...*.
We also can chop the cows after they too old to work. Clean, and no waste at all!
Zoo Power Plant
This is andvanced smaller version of Cow power plant. Here, we use circle arranged conveyor cages, in different sizes. We should put a rat in the smallest cage. Behinde it we can put a cat. Next: dog, tiger, lion, etc... until elephant on the biggest cage. Since cages arranged in circle, elephant cages in the position infront of the rat cage. All of them will run without kicking boots or videos.
How to stop it? We use movable screens to separate each cage. Piece a cake!
Your turn guys...