... And {quartz crystals} are slightly alive while growing. ...
So rock candy sugar I made as a kid, growing on string in sugar saturated solution is alive too (or common salt while growing larger crystals) is too. What is your definition of "being alive" that includes these things?
Much more reasonable to say water is alive (but false IMHO) as it grows large polymer molecules (nH2O) subdivides into shorter chains (rH2O & sH2O) where r+s = n. etc. as I explained in post 72:
"... I.e. an ordinary water molecule, H2O, is polar with both protons (Hs) on the same side of the negative -O- (With angle of 105 degrees between the two Hs). As water is cooled, polymer chains develop. I.e. water at 4 C or lower is nH2O molecules where "n" is some small integer and n = 1 becomes increasingly rare as 0 C is approached.
I´ll represent the polar isolated H2O molecule by (+2H,-O-). As the temperature cools, you get electrostatically bound chains like:
(+2H,-O-)(+2H,-O-)(+2H,-O-)(+2H,-O-) ... (+2H,-O-)(+2H,-O-)
These chains have some flexibility - are not linear as I illustrated, but sort of like a bowl full of half cooked spaghetti with voids between the tangle of chains. As temperature drops below 4C, which is the densest state of water, the typical value of n increase, i.e. the typical chain grows longer, and the void volume steadily increases.
Thus, in the same sense as this article does, one can say: "Water is not alive, but does evolve" (with changing environment). ..."
In fact without this unusal exapansion when cooling there would be no life on earth - rivers and oceans would freeze solid, from the bottom up to the top, but fortunately ice floats.
Do you say water is alive? If not, why not? What if anything is NOT at least a little alive, from your POV.
You talked about the "philosophically useless" of my definitions of life (as mine is arbitrary, as ALL definitions are). There is no more useless definition than one which defines "glup" or "life," so that everything that exist is glup or living. Those definitions are void of ANY content, philosophical or not!
Again: Please define life.
BTW, I forgot to mention water also self organizes into spheres around any ions dissolved in it. For example an Na+ ion will have about a dozen H2O molecules loosely bound to it with the negative Os of the H2O close to the Na and the positive Hs all pointing to the outside of the sphere. Water does many tricks. Is much more complex than a bunch of H2O molecules bouncing around.