Three Word Story, Volume III !

[Logically Unsound]

oprah beat up
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[Athelwulf]

Athel's hamster, Bush,

 

[Logically Unsound]

(youve said that already...cheat)

who died plague-ridden

 

[Athelwulf]

and burping cookies

 

[Logically Unsound]

with small rodents

(why has everyone else stopped posting here now)

 

[Athelwulf]

climbing into his

(dunno . . . I guess cuz we're the superior posters )

 

[Logically Unsound]

bedroom with morningstars

(cough bullcrap uncough)

 

[Athelwulf]

in Will Shatner's

(huh?)

 

[Logically Unsound]

underpants full of

(ill reiterate..... we are not superior posters. well, im not, im the scum of these forums. dunno bout you)

 

[Athelwulf]

hot turtle wax

 

[Logically Unsound]

and the car-wash
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[Athelwulf]

burst into flames.

 

[Logically Unsound]

At the car-wash

 

[Athelwulf]

Martha Stewart bellowed

(car wash is two words)

 

[Logically Unsound]

(not if ya put some of dat hyphon shit in 'tween bitch)

ARGARGAGRGARGRG MY CAR!!!!!

 

[Athelwulf]

SOMEONE-DENTED-IT!!!!! I-SHALL-FIND-WHOEVER-DENTED-MY-CAR-AND-KILL-THEM!!!!! THEN-I-WILL-YELL-AT-THE-DUDE-IN-THE-STOCK-EXCHANGE-PLACE-CUZ-WE-WEREN'T-SUPPOSEDTA-BE-CAUGHT-IN-THE-ACT!!!!!

(If ya say so . . . I'm da man! )

 

[Logically Unsound]

(na, yu is a upstar' an i be puttin' u in yo' place soon enough)
FUCK THIS, VICAR

 

[Athelwulf]

responded President Bush

(whatda fuck's a Vicar?)

 

[Quigly]

, so he did

 

[Logically Unsound]

(errrr its a priest. are you not english. if not you probably call em other things.

NO, GO ****