Three Word Story, Volume III !

[Athelwulf]

bacon without end. (sorry, but I was tired of waitin')

 

[Athelwulf]

Meanwhile, Athelwulf's hamster

 

[Athelwulf]

who's actually Bush

 

[invert_nexus]

broke the rules

 

[Athelwulf]

and solemnly declaired

(I tried not to, but the story had to go on!)

 

[invert_nexus]

"my intentions were

 

[Athelwulf]

inhumane! Klamath Falls

 

[invert_nexus]

is an ecoterrorist's

(Been there. )

 

[Athelwulf]

vision of Hell

(Have you really?! I LIVE there! I don't know if you liked it, but I love it here! )

 

[invert_nexus]

wrapped in shimmering

(Actually, I was just passing through. I always get it confused with Kalama, WA, which I've spent far more time in. Don't know why. The only similarity is in the names.)

 

[Athelwulf]

shiny aluminum foil!"

(cool cool . . .)

 

[invert_nexus]

Suddenly, Avril farted

 

[Epox]

Into a huge

 

[Athelwulf]

thing, screaming "Banshees!"

(did I spell that right?)

 

[Epox]

As she held

 

[Athelwulf]

some dude's (*rooster call*) [I hope you get that ]

 

[Logically Unsound]

********** said priest

 

[Athelwulf]

whilst screwin' innocent

 

[Logically Unsound]

bitches.... ****** said
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[Athelwulf]

Athelwulf's hamster while