Three Word Story, Volume III !

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son of a

 

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railroad tycoon who

 

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was the son

 

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of peter pan

 

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of the elves

 

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who microwave wolverines

 

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for breakfast, lunch,

 

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Dinner and snacks

 

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and also sometimes

 

[Zardozi]

feeding the ferocious

 

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Wolverines their parents'

 

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parents' friends' parents'

 

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faces...yes, faces

 

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but some idiot

 

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accidently stuck some

 

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ass on oprah

 

[Nickelodeon]

and killed the

 

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corresponding crew members

 

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and laid down

 

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the rules, telling