After all of your irrelevant discourse and we finally come to some settlement in the form of wikipedia, (citation needed).
I'm very happy that we have come this far.
What we have here, and I think it's important you take the time to understand, is an argument not over interpretation of a passage, but if that passage is even legitimate.
If you were paying attention you would have noticed that back on page 4 I stated:
"we could always debate the position and value of these texts themselves but not if someone claims that those texts are the word of god - in which case when god says you can drink poison, you can."
Read that statement a couple of times if you will. Do you now perhaps see and understand what is being said? You have jumped into this discussion unprepared and frankly I resent it which is why I added you to ignore the first time round.
Once that has soaked in, feel free to continue with your irrelevant blithering.
As for some whacky interpretation that according to revolvr.. christians "don't":
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Mark 16:16 is cited as evidence for the requirement of believer's baptism among churches of the Restoration Movement.
Mark 16:17 is specifically cited as Biblical support for some of these denominations' teachings concerning exorcism and spiritual warfare, and also in support of speaking in tongues.
The practice of snake handling and of drinking strychnine and other poisons, found in a few offshoots of Pentecostalism, find their Biblical support in Mark 16:18. These churches typically justify these practices as "confirming the word with signs following" (KJV), which references Mark 16:20. Other denominations believe that these texts indicate the power of the Holy Spirit given to the apostles, but do not believe that they are recommendations for worship.
The longer ending was declared canonical scripture by the Council of Trent.
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Clearly christians "do".
The argument now is probably going to come down to argumentum ad populum. If not, I indeed urge you, (if you can keep a conversation relevant), to dismiss these 'christians' as incorrect using your amazing text critical ability
Of course I'd personally prefer to hear the christian tell me that the passage is not gods word but just a human addition. It will hold more weight imo than a hindu telling me parts of the bible are fake, no disrespect.