The Post Whatever Thread

[sideshowbob]

Not really, but I do know who I am, who you are, and who Bob is...

Shouldn't that be, "who U is"?

 

[Bowser]

This site needs a popcorn-eating emoji.

Happy to entertain.

 

[Bowser]

Shouldn't that be, "who U is"?

Sure.

 

[Beer w/Straw]

This site needs a popcorn-eating emoji.

Fuck no!

Beer is the first food group!

 

[exchemist]

This site needs a popcorn-eating emoji.

 

[exchemist]

lol ^

They should teach Arabic as a foreign language option, imho. I'm part Iranian though, so I might be biased.

I learned some Gulf Arabic in the 1980s, while I was in Dubai, and was able to read the script. I've forgotten almost all of it now though, I'm sorry to say.

 

[Michael 345]

I learned some Gulf Arabic in the 1980s, while I was in Dubai, and was able to read the script. I've forgotten almost all of it now though, I'm sorry to say.

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[wegs]

Fuck no!

Beer is the first food group!

I should start having a beer or glass of wine before reading replies to my threads.

 

[Beer w/Straw]

I should start having a beer or glass of wine before reading replies to my threads.

*hic*

 

[mmatt9876]

I should start having a beer or glass of wine before reading replies to my threads.

Don't forget the cheese and crackers!

 

[sweetpea]

The Post Whatever Thread
I have a confession, I'm really a homosexual, but only for today. Tomorrow I'm gonna be a Chinese-American woman.

What's new? You always said you God is everything. So, raise your morning porridge to yourself.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Nah, you start with my mother and build it up from there.

 

[Michael 345]

Nah, you start with my mother and build it up from there.

May the fleas from your armpits infest your mother

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

May the fleas from your armpits infest your mother

A for effort.

 

[Bowser]

What's new? You always said you God is everything. So, raise your morning porridge to yourself.

I had ham and egg scramble this morning at the tavern. I left a tip for God in appreciation.

 

[sweetpea]

I had ham and egg scramble this morning at the tavern. I left a tip for God in appreciation.

You left yourself a tip?

 

[wegs]

There must be an inside joke, here.

 

[sweetpea]

There must be an inside joke, here.

Well, it does go back a bit...
In answer to '' Or, what is god? '' Bowser replied:

Everything...including you.

And in reply to ''Everything is God'' Bowser replied:

That would include you, SP.

So, when Bowser says ''When I hold up my bowl of oatmeal in the morning,'' He's thanking himself it seems...we are all God according to him.

When I hold up my bowl of oatmeal in the morning, it's because I am thankful to have food, not because I'm praying for a steak dinner later that day.

So Bowser is saying here he left himself a tip.

I left a tip for God in appreciation.

 

[Bowser]

Well, it does go back a bit...
In answer to '' Or, what is god? '' Bowser replied:

And in reply to ''Everything is God'' Bowser replied:

So, when Bowser says ''When I hold up my bowl of oatmeal in the morning,'' He's thanking himself it seems...we are all God according to him.

So Bowser is saying here he left himself a tip.

You have a problem being a deity, Sweetpea? Be kind to yourself.

 

[sweetpea]

You have a problem being a deity, Sweetpea? Be kind to yourself.

Talking to yourself God?