I would have thought you were a politically neutral hottie.
Depends how you look at it. That "perverted" might be closer.
When you're sat in front of a PC talking to someone you can imagine "whatever you like".
"what are you looking at homos!" - the spawn of my evil loins with the wife in the background. Last year. Back on Finnish holy ground.
Which one is you in the top pic Sam?
Don't mind me saying so, but your family is a bit gray, sam.