The Picture Thread Mark IV

[Nickelodeon]

You dye your hair? Are you grey?

 

[spuriousmonkey]

If there is anything God despises it is vanity.

 

[John99]

My twin:

http://www.retro-housewife.com/images/beauty/1980/cover-girl-christy-brinkley.jpg

ha ha, i believe it too.

 

[Sock puppet path]

My twin:

http://www.retro-housewife.com/images/beauty/1980/cover-girl-christy-brinkley.jpg

Oh will you just go away you boring old cow.

 

[sandy]

Nope. Natural blonde. No dark roots. And no red lipstick. The face is very similar. I am heavier than she. I think she's 5'10" and 110. I'm 5'7 and 137. I also don't have the squinty right eye. (I think that happened in her accident.) She is long and lean. I carry any extra weight on top and backside.

I don't care if anyone believes me or not. If I was going to choose someone to look like it would be Angelina. Not a 53 year-old former supermodel.

 

[Bells]

Not a 53 year-old former supermodel.

Oh God you're still carrying on about this?

 

[draqon]

Sandy...about that extra weight on top you mentioned. Were on top is it...what coefficient of weight of what...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

I'm 5'7 and 137.

wow...i have a picture of you on the beach

 

[tablariddim]

That guy has a hard on in his neck!

 

[spuriousmonkey]

just kidding sandy!

here is a real picture of sandy
http://www.untitledlife.com/wp-content/images/2007/01/070105_butt.jpg

 

[Nickelodeon]

Oh God you're still carrying on about this?

She loves herself, more than God himself.

 

[sandy]

Nope. I'm built like a taller version of Jessica Simpson. Always have been. Only I have better abs now.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/i...ssica-Simpson-Rolling-Stone-Cover-Posters.jpg

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Nope. I'm built like a taller version of Jessica Simpson. Always have been. Only I have better abs now.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/i...ssica-Simpson-Rolling-Stone-Cover-Posters.jpg

That is actually one of the most unattractive pictures I have ever seen.

 

[Oli]

Jessica Rabbit had more sex appeal than Jessica Simpson.

 

[Satyr]

I believe Sandy also shares Jessica Simpson’s mental qualities, also.

Like...oh my Gad!!!!

 

[sandy]

I have more sex appeal than all of them combined. I just don't use/show it.

And yeah, Jessi can discuss religion/politics etc... Not...

 

[Nickelodeon]

I have more sex appeal than all of them combined. .....I just don't show it.

You sure dont.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Jesus doesn't like sex appeal.

 

[sandy]

Jesus was hot.

 

[Oniw17]

I have more sex appeal than all of them combined. I just don't use/show it.

And yeah, Jessi can discuss religion/politics etc... Not...

I'm sure she could repeat cliches that she heard on the news or read online pretty well.