The Picture Thread Mark IV

[Theoryofrelativity]

you MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
*pulls out a rubber chicken and starts slapping absane about the face and neck with it's elastic goodness*

sorry guys..sometimes i lose control.

you're very funny , you should write slap stick comedy

 

[spuriousmonkey]

The monkey man's gone awfully quiet hasn't he. :bugeye:

I did some real life stuff...

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

I did some real life stuff...

yeh and we know what real life stuff too

jerking the monkey

 

[Kunax]

beating the monkey

 

[spuriousmonkey]

What I was pealing a juicy peach? Slighty hairy...fluffy hairy?

 

[Kunax]

peaches are nice but melons are eye catchers

 

[spuriousmonkey]

haha...we get juicy big melons, and women have to settle for small hairy coconuts.

 

[Kunax]

well they do also get a magic bean, which when handled with care can grow in to a mighty bean stalk

 

[spuriousmonkey]

i have a seed dribbler.

 

[Kunax]

so you like gardening to, so do i, theres nothing like poking those seed deep in to the ground and then when your done, go and toy with your melons, squise and cuttle then, just to see how firm and ripe they are.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

My zucchini makes every couscous tasty.

 

[redarmy11]

Can we clear something up here: are you actually talking about gardening or (as I suspect) are all of these comments thinly-veiled references to sex?

 

[spuriousmonkey]

gardening is controlled sex.

 

[redarmy11]

Thanks, that neatly avoids my question.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

It was my pleasure...

 

[Kunax]

gardening is all about giving and receving pleasure, but its not an easy game. You need to know how to best fondle your peaches and melon so they doen't ignore the banana's and hairy coconuts, ooh and not to forget the bottom heavy pears

 

[Kunax]

mmmmm pears

 

[spuriousmonkey]

hmmm...juicy pears...

 

[The Devil Inside]

RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!

someone post a fucking picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[spuriousmonkey]

ok ok...