The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

[john smith]

I was asked to run a marathon, but I said no chance, theres no way I could win.

Then I was told that it was for spastics and blinds, so I thought Fuckit i could win that.... :m:

 

[slotty]

nice one!

 

[i-hate-you]

thank you charmer
its nice to know that my work is being appreciated

Whats the best thing about Michael Jackson being found innocent?

i now have a babysitter for my son, which is lucky cause i lost ian huntley

 

[john smith]

uuuuuuuuu

 

[jackamo]

good joke jas

 

[john smith]

ta huni, i liked it!

 

[jackamo]

knock kcock,

whos there?

cocka doodle

cocka doodle who??

 

[john smith]

cocka doodle your a fuck head

 

[jackamo]

your a fuck pig

 

[The Charmer]

(can i play?)

Your dog owes my mother Fuck Money.

Anyway, here's a joke, although I dunno if it'll work in print, as it's a audio gag.
Plus, I'm pretty sure anyone outside England wont get it and I cant be fucked to explain it. So...

'Overheard Richard Whitely's EKG machine the other day... went something like: ...beep... beep... beep... biddy-biddy-biddlybum. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....'

 

[jackamo]

yes you can play

 

[john smith]

YOUR mama so old, bitch got powdered milk comin' out her titties.

 

[jackamo]

your mamas gash is so wide i can clime right inside

 

[john smith]

donkey honk

 

[jackamo]

slong suker

 

[john smith]

wow, wait a minute, where did my mate charmer go, oh yer rite of course, to fuck yo mum

 

[fetus_fajitas]

Q) What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

A) The little boy under my stairs

 

[The Charmer]

Your mama's SOOOOOOOO fat, her passport photo says 'continued on other page'...

 

[The Charmer]

Police shut down Brixton High Street yesterday after finding a mysterious device in a nigger's car.
Turned out to be a tax disc.

 

[fetus_fajitas]

Come on - this threads dying out.....