The Most Beautiful Woman On Earth!

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kebabomatic said:
Hello my friend,

i do not believe you are my cousin. Most cousins in Russian prisons and not have internet. one cousin is sailor and "happy" man. my other cousin fell on head when he was baby many times. he not able to operate complex machinery. he just drewl.

i feel you not understand me. I said she most beautiful women on earth. i educated. if someone is most beuatiful there cannot be other woman more beuatiful.

unless she had of course wider hips for pushing out many babies.

thank you in advance my friend for seeing your mistake
You very funny, is girlfriend in picture?
 
Hello my friends and enemies,

i have had a good weekend. I drink many vodkas and visited many stripclubs in my free time of joy.

I now found that computer in internet cafe has photoshop. is proffesional program but i am very smart for only 2 year of school. i learn lot on street.

i now made anna kournikova better. she very good now. she very fertile. she makes me very hot now. she hot enough to work in stripclub now!

enjoy my friends!

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That reminds me of the time a stripper told my friend that she was good-looking enough to be a stripper.
The stripper wasn't very attractive at all.

We still laugh about that one years later.

When she looks like hell, I'll say, "wow, you look good enough to be a stripper". And we laugh and laugh...

What does it mean? I don't know.
 
yes. i know answer and because you are good friend i tell you.

strippers start off looking good like anna kournikova. then job makes them more ugly every year.

when someone is good enough to look like stripper it meaning that they can work as stripper for many years! before they get too ugly and do lapdances during happy hour.
 
thedevilsreject said:
they have that cuteness factor about them
I agree. They're a pedophiles dream. Asians all look so young, it's crazy. They look like children, almost.
 
Nah, my perception of reality is fine. If you like chicks that look like they've just gone twelve rounds, you are the one with the problem.


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