The Most Beautiful Woman On Earth!

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Are you blind, or delusional, or what?

By the same standard of approximation, your avatar is a potato with a coloured hook in it.
 
I'm going to have to agree with you, Starthane Xyzth, but since I'm at college and haven't masterbated in about a week now, i just realized I'm going to have to stop looking at this thread...
 
Starthane Xyzth said:
Are you blind, or delusional, or what?

By the same standard of approximation, your avatar is a potato with a coloured hook in it.
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Er. His avatar does look like a potato with a coloured hook in it.

I happen to like potatoes. Especially with mozzarella cheese curds and poutine gravy. Mmm.

(But not the stuff you get at McDonalds. It's not the same thing!)
 
This is what a potato with a coloured hook in it would look like.

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Dreamwalker

Right on. Audrey Tautou is just simply beautiful. She has an extremely inviting and adorable face.
 
That olympic diver Loudy Tourky seemed like quality breeding stock to me. God damn.
She lives in my town too apparently.
It's time she was put out to stud(or whatever the female equivalent is) and sent in this direction :cool:
I might ask her trainer if I can fornicate with her, or at least look at her boobs.
How much do olympic athletes cost these days? I suppose a medallist would cost an arm and a leg, but it was only a shamefull bronze.
Maybe I'll just pose as a vet and "take her tempereture" :cool:
 
Keira Knightley is pretty, but too thin and too, well, WELL-BRED. I might as well say that she has a face like a shrew.

(And I bet that breast-crushing Guinevere getup must have been uncomfortable - too much so, for anyone with a decent bosom!)
 
c'mon get it together man
you would think a man with your experience would not blame his equipment. :D

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