The most beautiful man

My GF drove away and I waved(from passenger seat) and flashed my big fake boobs that him. Then killed myself laughing.
 
Oh ya right up your alley. You'd totally be screaming "PIG!" at this hound, his eyes were as big a saucers. Men are stupid.
 
Well we did a good job on the boobs(light brown rubber over balloons filled with jello - at least DDD) and I had my GF and her sister do the makeup(was a lot - trampy). Fishnets to above the knee with garters hanging up the thigh to skintight mini-onepiece(again trashy multi-colored thing).

My naughty bits were squished up in a tensor(sp?) bandage. That part I regret and do not advise to anyone trying this.
 
Well we did a good job on the boobs(light brown rubber over balloons filled with jello - at least DDD) and I had my GF and her sister do the makeup(was a lot - trampy). Fishnets to above the knee with garters hanging up the thigh to skintight mini-onepiece(again trashy multi-colored thing).

My naughty bits were squished up in a tensor(sp?) bandage. That part I regret and do not advise to anyone trying this.

DAMN those boobs must have been heavy!! lol You TRAMPY WHORE :eek:
 
Well we did a good job on the boobs(light brown rubber over balloons filled with jello - at least DDD) and I had my GF and her sister do the makeup(was a lot - trampy). Fishnets to above the knee with garters hanging up the thigh to skintight mini-onepiece(again trashy multi-colored thing).

My naughty bits were squished up in a tensor(sp?) bandage. That part I regret and do not advise to anyone trying this.

I hope you took pictures to look back on. It sounds like a fun night, and you have a good sense of humour.
 
Timothy Olyphant, only when he's bald though

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