Seems like someone's already got their Nobel acceptance speech all written up and proofread, and is reluctant to have to shred it. I see nothing more here than yet another version of the typical "giant truck in tiny garage" problem, which obviously will look like a paradox when you choose to throw the concept of time out the window. While we're at it, let's neglect mass too and see what contradictions we might find in that case. Anyone game?